#masterswordkeychain

[asagaoluke]

I heard "develop Asagao Caddy" and I came running. One thing that I've always personally headcanoned is he's not just a naturally angry person, he's more of a super, super passionate person when it comes to things he really cares about(the strong emotions are part of it sure, but not all of it). Like yes, he does get angry, but that's because he CARES about everything so strongly, which is a large part of his character that often seems to get overlooked.

THANK YOU KEY FOR MY LIFE!!! like yes he yells and stuff but that’s not always him being mad, that’s him having intense feelings about something that he has to express because he wants to. hidden block isn’t a quiet place so it’s only natural that he’d have to raise his voice to get something across, right?

there’s stuff that caddy’s genuinely happy and bubbly about in game (’everyone is a beautiful person!’) and yet he’s whittled down to just being over the top and dramatic and mad about everything but that’s not like. realistic for a person/character 

[asagaoluke]

What do you think Caddy would be like when he's dating someone? Cause I'm torn between him being as passionate and fierce as ever(why should he have to hide his true personality), and also him being like, uncharacteristically shy at first? Just cause he cares so much about it he's really scared to mess it up, and it's a whole new way of his tendency to care so deeply about things manifesting

porque no los dos like. at first he’s shy because he doesnt wanna mess it up and he’s affectionate and all blushy and stuff and then as soon as he realises that the other person likes him he gets back to his fiery passionate self and his s/o is so happy to see him to riled up about stuff because he’s so caring and ready to defend what he thinks and like. he’s really protective and insistent about his relationship he’s a good boyfriend 

[asagaoluke]

Never getting a Luke route, or getting one, but it's immensely difficult and all the bad endings are absolutely soul crushing

make me choose!

why is there more than one bad ending this is eliphobic!!! but id choose the route and never get any of the bad endings im a shit and also a save scummer so id wait for the walkthroughs and save scum and be terrible the whole time

[asagaoluke]

Caddimoose for the ship thing?

send me ships gamers

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: GOD CADDY DOES he walks full on into a door and it doesnt move and he’s just like ‘fucking DON’T moosey’ and ian is just smirking 

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: neither, but caddy is softer than most people believe and has tried out ‘ian caddick’ in his head

Who starts the tickle fights: IAN ACTUALLY caddy is more ticklish and it takes ian 0.5 seconds to make him giggle all cute like

Who starts the pillow fights: CADDY ian beats him at a game and he just gets a faceful of pillow

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: ian does bc he can only be Soft when caddy isnt watching

Who mistakes salt for sugar: CADDY 

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: IAN especially if caddy is asleep already

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: ian but he’s so deadpan about them that caddy nearly misses them

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: neither but ian does it colour coded

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: CADDY ian hates it so much 

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: caddy does and ian is like super pleasantly surprised by it

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: ian does bc he’s the artier of the two but caddy never stays still for more than five minutes 

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: IAN DOES their fridge is so crowded

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: neither but caddy does them in secret

[asagaoluke]

☾ + ∇ for polytinue? Please my farm is dying

sleep headcanon: like lev says they’re just three gays tryna share a bed and it’s ALWAYS paul that falls asleep first but he does it right in the middle of the bed and nick and josh just. stare at each other they feel so much pain until they curl up vaguely on top of paul like little doormice and then fall asleep peacefully

old age/ageing headcanon: they buy each other the jokey cards like ‘over the hill!’ and ‘congrats on 60!’ at every single birthday and josh is always like ‘the hill is a metaphor for the inevitability of death’ and nick is the type to have a cake with the exact amount of candles of the age he’s turning and he MUST blow them all out at once (paul gets him those candles that relight themselves as a joke and he nearly kills him)

[asagaoluke]

eli’s 200 follower aesthetic-a-thon: asagao!caddy for @masterswordkeychain.

[asagaoluke]

Spaceli

eli’s Ship School™

f- bad ship op... (jokes theyre like a strong b)

[asagaoluke]

Let 👏 everyone 👏 call 👏 Eli 👏 amazing 👏 like 👏 she 👏 is 👏

STOP IT IM GONNA DIE .... I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH