#matchedonline

[taliatalidesigns]

note to self: check your notifications on this app since its just full of surprises! 

[lead-singer-emerald]

Me Pre-snowstorm: You know why don’t we just have part of the crew and the band stay here during the snowstorm so we can still film and get shit done? That’s a great idea Em good job. 

Me Now: There’s people everywhere. The entire band is high on pot brownies and Hendrix is crying. Mistakes may have been made.

Also I’m out of wine. Someone send help. 

[dj-zane]

WHAT’S UP PARTY PEOPLE? 

Just got accepted, just got matched (didn’t expect it to be so fast). Definitely want to get to know everyone here. So here’s the rundown: I’m Zane, I’m cool, I’m the best DJ in Porland. So as a fun get to know you game, I want you to name your go to karaoke song. And be warned, I might be judging. 

[karinamoon]

Alright. How is it that I just downloaded this thing and ding ding I got myself a match already? I really am lucky, huh?

[aidan-the-baker]

So Sadie has decided that she is Anna and she has to go find Elsa to make the snow stop. Which would be really cute if she didn’t keep bundling up and trying to sneak out the front door. I think that I might need to go make a snow castle in the backyard or something so that I don’t have to worry about her trying to go stop the snow storm outside. 

Even though I’d rather she not go outside at all just in case we end up losing power and I don’t want her to get stuck being cold. 

How’s everyone else handling things?

[rkmana]

With all the weddings happening around here, I’m surprised the app hasn’t been gifting people with gift cards or discounts to bridal and tux rental shops. Has that been a thing yet? If not, how hasn’t it been? Where’s the suggestion box around here?

[roman-pi]

Alright. I’ve finally set this thing up and I’m trying to get a handle of it all. Feels a little bit like AOL chat rooms meets Lava Life. Showing my age already. Excellent. How’s everyone doing tonight? 

[danteaarons]

I made the mistake of checking out what kids shows are on these days. Man, was that a mistake. There’s a few of the reliable classics that are still around like Sesame Street, and the return of Blue’s Clues. But most of these kids shows are garbage.