#mateless socks

[burn-your-face-upon-the-chrome]

I pull my blanket out of the dryer. One rainbow sock falls out of the blanket onto the floor. I squint, look in the dryer to see if the other one is in there. It isn't.

"Where is your husband??"

[lavenderbulba]

I could see Winry and Edward fighting over mateless socks

Winry: Edward, you're supposed to use safety pins in your socks! I can't stand that you keep losing them! Ed: Make me, woman! Socks don't matter to me, anyway! I only have one real foot! Winry: Don't make me throw my wrench at you! Ed: You don't even have your wrench on yo- *thud*