"i didn't realize we were missing a baby"

sarah/26/she&they/bi/infp. currently watching critical role c3

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[targetedknowledge]

[fisutiddies]

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[orcboxer]

patience of a monk, unless my routine gets severely disrupted. in that case I'm a cube of sodium at a waterpark

[chryza]

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

[the-uncanny-dag]

People talk about WTNV as a relic of early 2010s like its latest episode didn't come out a day ago

[pangur-and-grim]

sorry sorry sorry I’ll stop reading reviews, but one variant that I find really good is when people say “this was advertised as ‘hilarious’. but I found it merely ‘amusing’. perhaps I cracked a smile. once.” because it makes me feel like a trembling jester kneeling before a displeased king, and that image kinda turns me on a little

[pangur-and-grim]

we don’t know that. he’s got some years left, there’s still time

[depsidase]

[asystolle]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

[iamwizzzzz]

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

I couldn't find an official translation so forgive me but it says

"Sometimes we have to look at things that aren't cute and make us uncomfortable."

"Because I don't really understand it."

"Because it has nothing to do with me."

"Because it just feels unpleasant."

"If we keep turning a blind eye like that until we can't see anything anymore, then eventually even the cute things will disappear."

[mens-rights-activia]

So I typed in ‘black history moth’ instead of ‘black history month’ and discovered this gem

Happy Black History Moth everybody

[famicom]

[isaacmemes]

Holy shit that last sentence

[ludmithjacques]

I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

[stitchposts]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

ISOLATE DISCOVERED!

"Through some strange alchemy (process you don't understand)"

[valdevia]

Your YouTube babies really inspired me, thank you.

The dark babytuber universe is becoming more real every second...

[bazilicks]

Made another to upset a friend. The new playground update goes Crazy...

[bazilicks]

I'm done now. This guy spent half of his life on this one video...

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[theamiableanachronism]