#mateo <3

[vampcubus]

I have no one else tl say this to... hear me out... mateo manta yes... yes.. chubby tummy... chubby tummy rolls that I can squeeze and knead like a cat making biscuits and also sink my teeth in... yes... love yewr treasure yewr💕 thanks for coming to my tedtalk

YES I LOVE MATEO AND HIS CHUBBY TUMMY!!!!! he's so soft n round n squishable n huggable, and aghhhhhh. just spooning him from behind and letting your hands wander over his tummy, squeezing in places that make him gasp cutely.

[beautiful-songbird]

your iPad is married to my iPad

How did you know. Did Bob tell you?

[jiminie-and-his-pinky-finger]

Do you think talking to Zee while playing Genshin will guarantee good pulls?

😂😂😂😂😂 thats actually a good question wjdjwjjdjs I have yet to try any pulls when talking to her

Jwjdjwjd the other day i tried pulling for Wanderer but it was when she wasnt here and i didnt get him 😔

[seraphjimin]

I have a very important question!

Dani, why are you so cool? Please speak into this mic 🎤

*steps up to mic*

BECAUSE I HAVE SWEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU AROUND ME !!!!

[beautiful-songbird]

I'm trying to read but I am so afraid of the pain I have resorted to running around my kitchen

They all live happily ever after don’t worry <3 their story is rainbow sunshine and puppies I swear <3

[beautiful-songbird]

We wish you a merry cheezemas we wish you a merry cheezemas we wish you a merry cheezemas and a EEEK new years

Who is cheeze? I don’t know this man.

[beautiful-songbird]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

[ throwing this directly at you ]

I'm actually the twelve meanest people you know but thanks for the sentiment <3

[beautiful-songbird]

So does this mean you won't divorce me

....

Buddy we've divorced more times that I can make tally marks on my wall I don't know what you want from me-