#matesmessages

[ladymatt]

@unending-happiness you are a TREASURE! 🥰😘🥰😘 If Magnus Bane, HWOA, brightened my day, then your thoughtfulness and friendship has brought sunshine itself to EVERY day! Love you too, honeybunch! TY! 🧡💛💙💚🧡💛💙💚🧡💛💙 Also, what a pose! 👀🔥😍 Cheers @phildrawsfanart !

[ladymatt]

🙌Happy Birthday, Brittany!🙌

Penblwydd Hapus to @unending-happiness!! Hope you like this collection of all the things you hold dear; Travel, Gardening, Books, Beaches, Pets, Family/Matt, Wine & Friends! I hope you have THE most wonderful day and that you’ll be able to find a moment’s peace for yourself amidst the usual mayhem that is your precious life! I l love you SO, SO much and wish I could give you THE biggest cwtch! The next best thing will be seeing you receive ALL the loving messages from the dear friends that you have made online! Bask in it, beautiful! You deserve it all! With my unending gratitude for choosing me as your bestie & Parabatai, have a GRRRRREAT day! ;-)) XXXX   Bye, Sonny! 

[ladymatt]

Happy Birthday, Susanne!

@bane-of-brooklyn! Hope I have the dates right and it’s your special day, my dear!  May you be indulged and pampered, loved and lavished with cuddles! Penblwydd Hapus from Wales, cariad! ;-)) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[ladymatt]

**Happy Birthday, Tigs!**

Hope your special day is going well, @the-burning-tiger, and that you’re being spoilt rotten by your nearest and dearest! Though time has robbed me of gifting you a b’day fic, I hope this ridiculous rhyme makes you smile!! 

LY!  ;-))   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

A Birthday Poem For Tigs!

Happy birthday, dearest Tigs, my fellow over 40s Brit! Bet you’re knee-deep in a patchwork quilt or had the urge to knit, Unless artwork’s in the pipeline or a flowerbed or two, With your darling cats for company, as well as Mr Boo!

Maybe writing took your fancy, hope you have The Best Laid Plans, For The Start Of  A New Chapter to delight your many fans, Is There Anybody There who isn’t Spellbound by your words? Always killing me with slow burns, guess your Beta never learns!

Perhaps you’re walking country lanes or combing beaches for some stones, Though Evertonian and Manx, The Isles of Scilly’s in your bones, Are you munching on white chocolate after playing clarinet, Or reading something off your bookshelves, daily yoga targets met?

Is the ipad being scrolled as you sing songs from Eurovision? Maybe Mary’s talking Greek or Doctor Who is on a mission, Having pizza without sweetcorn, (don’t trust food you can’t digest), While you Netflix all the comic books and finally take a rest,

But however should you spend this day, I trust you’ll spend it well, Be indulgent, unrepentant, like our beloved, Ragnor Fell! Hope you’re smiling, being cuddled and, above all, having fun, Sending lots of love and wishes you’ll have many more to come!

[ladymatt]

#sex on a seat <-- best tag ever ♥

Haha! Why thank you, my dear Fountain Of Youth! So lovely to see a message from you!  Here’s more sex scenes for you…..@{@ XXXXXXXX  @sharona1x2

#sex on a step

#sex on a sheet

#sex on a sofa

#sex on a sun terrace

#sex on a shoot

#sex on a set

#sex on a stepper 

#sex on a street

#sex on a stage

*wips in my head include ‘in a’, in front of’, ‘behind a’, ‘under a’, ‘between a’, ‘any which way I can fucking imagine him’!*    ;-))

[ladymatt]

Happy 27th Birthday, Sarah!

To my Queen of The Scots! Hope you have a wonderful day sweetheart, whatever your plans are! May you enjoy the best 2018 and continue to bless us with your humour and wit! Love & hugs from your royal counterpart in The Land Of Song! 💗🎇👑😘

@jynnerrso

[ladymatt]

Happy Birthday, Tigs!

Your special day is finally here my Manx Evertonian garden-loving bibliophile!  I hope you have a wonderfully self-indulgent day, where you get to do all the things that make you feel happy and loved!  I’ve known you for over a year now, sweetheart, having bonded over my ridiculous rhymes in the comments on your fabulous fic Brooklyn Magic, and it’s been fun ever since! I’m proud to be your beta, but more importantly, I’m grateful to be your friend! LY! ;-) XXXXXX  (You’ll receive your gift later! It’s my turn to make YOU wait!) ;-P

                             “Penblwydd Hapus, Cariad!”

                                         @the-burning-tiger

[ladymatt]

Put Your Reading Glasses On, Betty!

@baneismyexistence

@ladymatt you ship Caryl?!?!?! Old fogies unite!!!

I do indeed - if you’re growing greys, my loyalty stays!  They could both do with a bloody big cwtch, if you ask me! They’ve been apart too long and only Daryl Dix-on can put a smile back on our girl’s face! Now get your support stockings on, our Hip-Pop class starts in an hour in the Leisure Lounge! ;-))