#matt anon

[mhagens11]

Should I also be scared of Meels?? - Matt

you should

but she’s a total sweetheart

[debbiechanclub]

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It is NOT about him, Matt Anon!

[non-binharry]

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[viltrumitesuperboy]

PSA

I found Matt anon everyone go home

[voltronreaderinserts]

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by... *finger guns* -Matt Holt (I hope your day is going good today and that you have gotten a good rest! Make sure to stay hydrated and have a snack when you need it!)

!! whEEZES pleASE LET ME LIVe ////;; *yells softly* I’m so weak omg theSE LINES– I S2G I love you so much ogm

I’m doing really well! Thank you for asking me, and keeping up with me, It helps me a lot when people kinda push me to do things like eat and drink water. I know you’re not obligated to do this, but you do it anyway, and I appreciate it so much

I really do love you, you’re the best.<3

Thank you for being the best anon;;

– Ryan

[defendersofspaceandtime]

It's still April 1st so are you still excepting things? Well it still is here... :(( just barely. It's 11:50. I'll be fast. It's Matt anon. What if his s/o pulls a prank on him with her friend Lance. They had it all planed out and ready to go. Then they rig everything in the place (let's say matt and s/o got a place together?) and everything's going great when he gets there but s/o accidentally walks into one of their own pranks and hurts themselves so matt helps them out and laughs -Matt anon

I hope you enjoy!

And this is the last of April Fools’ requests (for now, of course)~

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   You had everything in place. Every little aspect of the apartment was planned, mapped, no stone left unturned, not a square inch that you didn’t know about- why, you ask?

   Because today is April Fools’. Ah, yes, the time of the pranksters and the dreaded dawn of the prankee, what a glorious day it was indeed. Especially since you and your good friend Lance had decided that it was high time to go prank your special somebody~

   Matt. 

  You were a bit surprised when you had realized that of all the time the two of you- that being Matt and yourself- had spent together, that you hadn’t so much as even tried to play a simple prank on him at all. 

  And as the two of you sat at the cafe, with your hands full of whoopie cushions, chattering teeth, and other gags, Lance proclaimed happily, proudly, and determinedly, that something must be done about this.

  Immediately. 

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  You tried to bite the laughter off your lip, but you couldn’t help but let a giggle or two as both you and Lance stood behind the couch, waiting for your boyfriend- your prank victim- to arrive through the door. 

  First, he’ll get doused in syrup with the bucket that’s so precariously placed above the door, then the paint that was placed under the door will cause him to slip, allowing him to end up covered in chicken feathers~

  Oh, it was devious, it was evil, but it was oh so good. 

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  And it would have been even better if you hadn’t explained your plan so loudly next to him!

  Matt stood outside the apartment door, silent, containing a smirk that was attempting to be displayed proudly across his lips. All he had to do, was not go through that door, yeah?

  So…he’ll make you come to it. 

  Pulling out his cell phone, he decided to give your phone a slight ring…

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“Y/n!” He cried as you answered your cell, “C-come quick! I-I-” 

   And of course, you being your compassionate self, had really thought something was wrong with Matt- like all sane people would when the love of their life is suddenly screaming desperately into the phone for help. Lance, of course, notices this right away, and his face starts to pale, 

“Y/n? Is something the...?” 

“I...I don’t know,” You respond quickly, your heart beginning to beat rapidly, “Matt? Wh-what’s happened? Are you-”

“Y/n, please!” 

  Bolting directly out from behind the couch, you ran straight towards the door, your mind fluttering and racing with all the horrendous ideas as to what might be happening to Matt-

  But the blue paint that covered the floor ceased your movements, dragging you down with it as you desperately grabbed and clawed at the air, trying to find footing since your own was slipping. 

  And you did. You successfully managed to open the door-

  But you opened the door to the world full of syrup and chicken feathers. 

   As well as the floor. You...you kinda lost your footing on that one again. 

“Y-Y/n...?!” 

   You were startled at the voice, completely ignoring the sticky, goopy, feather nonsense that covered your body from head to toe, 

“Matt?!” 

   You wiped the paint from your eyes, only to find your very red-in-the-face boyfriend, his body doubled over yours, 

“God...are you okay?!” 

   You were cold. 

   You were wet. 

   And your prank was ruined.

   You were great.

“Never goddamn better, Matt. Never goddamn better,” 

   You then hear a deep, throaty chuckle, 

“Need some help with that, Y/n?”

“...please?”     

[debbiechanclub]

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[debbiechanclub]

🍪🥛🍪🥛🍪🥛🍪🥛 *in my best spongebob impression* You like Matt Jackson don't you Katie

THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED, MATT ANON. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SAY IT??? I WANT TO KISS HIM AND THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!