#matt shitposts

[swingbeard]

My play style for Red Dead Redemption 2?

Shooting cowboys and committing robberies all while singing Bon Jovi’s “Dead or Alive” at the top of my fucking lungs.

I’M A COWBOY ON A STEEEEEL HORSE I RIIIIIIDE I’M WANTED (WAAAAAANTED) DEAD OR ALIIIIIIVE

[gym-leader-mad]

you know what's great? having existential crisis because you can't afford the college you've wanted to go to and you can't find a cheaper one :)

[gym-leader-mad]

I love this man so fucking much it physically hurts me so see him in pain I love him pls leave him alone

[gym-leader-mad]

when I get married, I want to have a wooden wedding ring because I think those are awesome but ALSO, at the ceremony, I’m gonna have my favorite tattoo artist come and tattoo a wedding ring on just in case I lose the original ring.

[gym-leader-mad]

I'm using whitening strips for the first time and my teeth hurt I wanna take them off ugh

[gym-leader-mad]

when frank cries I cry

[gym-leader-mad]

Juliana is a fucking hoe flirting with Joe when her man getting the shit beat out of him? fuck that

[gym-leader-mad]

IM SO MAD IS JOE A SPY? IS JOE NOT A SPY? WHY FRANK? WHAT DID HE DO? HE DIDN'T DO SHIT LEAVE HIM ALONE