“Okay I swear there is a perfectly logical explanation for me standing naked behind this cow” Matt said as he pet the animal a little as she stood in front of him turned to the side. “and it is because I don’t have any clothes or I forgot to bring them or I thought I remembered where I’d left my last stash in a tree hole and then I shifted like an idiot before I’d found them and now I am naked behind a cow. Which you could be asking, well why didn’t you just change back? and to that I say...I did not actually think to do that until right his instant.”
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