the rhysjoe ship (again because you are dumb and reply to askbox memes privately) (nah its ok weve all been there) (my firefox spellcheck doesn't underline 'memes' what a time to be alive)
who cooks normally?: joe cooks more than rhys because joe is afraid that rhys will burn the house down but joe still isnt a very good cook so when rhys is tired of pretending that whatever piece of rubber (or is it chicken?) he’s chewing on is actually good they get take away.
how often do they fight?: when do they not fight though that is the question. if it’s not about what record is better its: did you really leave the door unlocked all night what if someone came in and stole my rare 7 inches? why did you let the cat claw up the couch? why did you drink all the milk what am i supposed to put in my tea now? why do you like dildos in your ass more than my penis?
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: think about each other. it’s lame but rhys will think about fucking joe with whatever new toy he just bought and joe will think about rhys in big jumpers and his hair all messy in the morning.
nicknames for each other?: joe will call rhys whatever he can come up with that will annoy rhys the most and rhys wil call joe kitten sometimes but josephine if he’s really feeling like not getting sex that night.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: whoever didn’t spend all their money on records and cocaine and rainboots for the cat that day (joe…it’s always joe).
who steals the covers at night?: rhys
what would they get each other for gifts?: one time joe got rhys a custom glass dildo that was paisley print but it was one of those gifts that you get for someone else that’s really for you. rhys one time brought home a cat he found that he said was for joe since it was “his people”. joe thinks the cat is more of a burden than a gift.
who remembers things?: rhys remembers petty things like the time joe called his mother a bitch and when joe got so drunk and puked all over the wall in the bathroom and left it for rhys to clean it up.
who cusses more?: rhys because he’s loud during sex but also because he’s the one that gets clawed by the cat the most.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: probaby cry, a lot. faris turns his phone off when joe even gets a head cold because rhys is scared that joe is gonna die and wont stop calling faris asking what he should do.
who kissed who first?: joe kissed rhys first. rhys was sitting at joe’s kitchen table one morning drinking tea and reading an old book wear one of joe’s t-shirts and rhys kind of looked beautiful in the morning glow and joe thought it was cheesy to think all that shit but it was true and so when rhys got up to give him a cup of tea, joe just kissed him instead. who made the first move?: joe ended up blowing rhys before they were even “boyfriendhusbands” but rhys says he made the first move when joe was 17 and had a dumb emo mullet.
who started the relationship?: probably the fucking cat rhys brought home.
