Jessie: Morning, Jas. Having your... *looks at microwave* air heatened up for breakfast?
Jasmine: Ah, I just don't know what I should eat on this stomach...
Jessie: Right, I did notice you've been unwell. That was you throwing up in the upstairs bathroom earlier, wasn't it? Is everything okay?
Jasmine: Yeah, of course, why? Hasn't all this downtown going out every night kind of lifestyle been taking a toll on your body too?
Jessie: I wouldn't know, I haven't been going as hard recently, I've kinda enjoyed staying in.
Jasmine: Really? Because you sure aren't in most nights!
Jessie: That's because I have a demanding job now with a flexible schedule, I mean, Sims call our hotline around the clock, somebody's gotta be there for them!
Jasmine: Yeah, speaking of calling... You know, just about an hour ago, after Jimmy left... who was it you were talking to on the phone in your room?
Jessie: Whoa... that's– okay, you only heard that because you were right on the other side of the wall throwing up in the toilet!
Jasmine: Slow down there, don't get defensive, it was just a question.
Jessie: No, you are totally accusing me of cheating on my fiancé right now, and let me tell you you couldn't be more wrong! I would never do such thing.
Jasmine: Yeah right, and I would never get pregnant from my ex-boyfriend.
Jessie: Oh watcher, we can't even lie to each other convincingly, can we?
Jasmine: We're screwed.
Jasmine: So... how long have you been at it with the other guy? What's he like? Is he better than Jimmy?
Jessie: Well, Matthew is... a real gentleman. He's a man of discipline and family values. He's in the army and–
Jasmine: W-w-w-ait – a man with family values? Is that the kind of man you want? What kind of family will you build with a man who is willing to steal you away from your fiancé? Wait– Does this man have a family of his own? Oh my god, you're about to say he has a wife himself and like half a dozen children, aren't you?!
Jessie: Well, it's looking like it might get to a dozen in a couple of years if they keep up the strictly reproduction-based woohoo they're doing.
Jasmine: You're kidding, right? A-and what's his wife like?
Jessie: Well, all I know is she's definitely not the best Jessica that he's been with!
Jasmine: Oh please, and he's not even the first Matthew you tried stealing from his partner!
Jessie: Enough about me... are we gonna talk about the fact that you just told me you're PREGNANT?!
Jasmine: That's a story for another day. For now, let's just agree you won't tell anyone about it, and I'll keep my mouth shut on your affair in return.











