#matturple

[matturple]

ranking people by how easily i could outsmoke them

1) @greenuzaki (hardest to outsmoke)

the dude is literally L but i could still outsmoke him i think. he just has a higher tolerance because he's built different like that

2) @nearlytoopink

i could outsmoke near but he's definitely got a more respectable tolerance. i think he just eventually falls asleep watching cocomelon or dancing fruit. i love dancing fruit.

3) @redmisas

she's a baddie (ahaha) so like i think she could handle smoking a decent amount. couldn't outsmoke me though yk

4) @yell0w-mello

sorry but ive seen your tolerance firsthand dude. never giving you any special chocolate again.

5) @lightpinkami (easiest to outsmoke)

a single hit would probably do it. and this is supposed to be kira lmfao

[greenuzaki]

@matturple as one of my heirs, I find it bizarre you would choose to reblog a post such as this.

I am not judging you, simply curious. Why?

[matturple]

matturple you rock. never stop doing what you do though what does it mean to throw your ass in a circle

so like throwing your ass in a circle is more like a state of mind rather than an action, at least to me. i think for most people it just means shaking ass in an orbital type way but idk. i just started saying it and ever since i feel like ive been throwing my ass in a circle constantly. it's sort of like grooving in a way. im throwing that ass in a circle because im hella purplin on tumblr.com. that's how i feel.

so there is my answer

answering to your ask

throwing it in a circle

by it i mean ass

[matturple]

my lore: a true story

by matturple

my name is matturple

i cast cool magic spells

but no one knows my secret

because i never tell

so every day im scheming

bout how to hide my power

i want a costco hotdog

and i do actually shower

sometimes i hang with mello

he's not cool with the law

red flags i love ignorin

he's so awesome cha cha cha

i use my magic powers

to fly up into space

up there i meet the moon man

and solve the kira case