Feb 7
In the 1960s, "fishing for a man" wasn't just a metaphor; apparently, it required heavy-duty industrial netting and a hat that doubles as a structural honeycomb. I’m particularly impressed by the "knitted linen boucle" construction, because nothing screams "efficient aquatic performance" like a swimsuit made of textured upholstery fabric that likely triples in weight the second it touches a drop of salt water. He looks appropriately bewildered, but honestly, if someone approached me wearing a matching knit bucket hat and a cummerbund at the beach, I'd probably walk into the net willingly just to get a closer look at the craftsmanship.
