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Every time I see a photo of Che it looks like his only options were to serve cunt or die and he chose to live every time

#che guevara #my bbgirl godd im so normal about him #hes always doing too much . every damn group photo of him ..or just photos where hes by himself #treating cuba like his fucking debut runway show goddamn #my posts #mauserirl

You call people on Tumblr out on their racism and all the white tumblrinas come out of the woodworks to say they can't be racist and you're descriminating against them because theyre queer and disabled as if a majority of poc on this site aren't also queer and disabled

#do i leave this one in the drafts . thinking emoji #was that my tag idk idr . send tweet #mauserirl

Tumblr bans the KMFDM tag (for a bit) and marks harmless posts as mature and bans trans people for existing but allows predators and nazis to continue existing on their platform no questions asked? I feel like I'm playing fnaf but the animatronics are Israel supersoldiers with Epstein funded microchips in their brains

#I've been on tiktok too long will this joke even work here #IM BEING GANGSTALKED BY THE CIA !!!!!!!! 🤯🤯#kmfdm #can I use that tag now. can a girl like industrial music. can a girl twerk in Peace #next thing you know they're gonna get trent reznors slutty ass too 💔#mauserirl

Someone help me understand the meaning of this really strange variation of a che shirt I saw today I'm really at a loss for what the message could possibly be

#I didn't even realize it was che at first I was just like Oh okay man in a sho-COMANDANTE CHE GUEVARA?!?!#che guevara #cuba #cheposting #mauserirl

Anyone else aromantic but not asexual. I'm a huge fucking pervert but the thought of going on dates and spending the rest of my life with someone non-platonically makes me feel like

#theres like. three. people I've ever felt romantic feelings for my whole life #all the rest I just confused enjoying friendship for wanting to date them #when I really think àbout it. id sooner roommate with all my bffs until I'm dead than marry someone and be stuck with romantic gestures 24/7 #POST NOT APPLICABLE TO MAE. UR ONE OF THE THREE PEOPLE IVE HAD ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR. ily and WILL grow old with you #aromantic #I also know it's a spectrum and ppl have multiple labels but I hate how most of the aromantic posts are also asexual posts #can I have someone else talk about gooning and feeling uncomfortable when someone flirts with u . please #pleek #mauserirl

I think the first time I've truly felt Old is when the Hetalia fandom started getting popular again. I remember being in middle school in like 2017 drawing Canada on my work instead of paying attention in class and thinking "siiiighhhh I wish I could've experienced Hetalia back in its popular times :( nobody cares about it anymore" and a few months ago I got a video on my FYP about Hetalia with like 10k likes. More and more just kept popping up after that. I got super excited, until I went to follow artists I liked and realized everyone was like 14 and calling Hetalia "niche" ... It really made me feel like I was an old man having pizza by himself at Chuck E Cheese because it reminded him of his mom taking him there when he was little as kids run around calling the animatronics FNAF references

#also nobody in the new wave cares about Canada I'm losing my mind #scrolling on TikTok (not anymore this was months ago) and seeing people pull up every minor background character and not make ONE post about #canada....you will all pay for your sins #at least there's a lot of Finland posting though yay yay yay #I feel like I'm 12 again I'm having the time of my life #I'm gonna spam rb Hetalia stuff now yay #mauserirl #hetalia

Captain's Log, Stadate: -298330.6

Today I was put in charge of a starship, the USS Riverside. Despite having no prior experience in this position, I was up to the challenge. Unfortunately, my crew failed to arrive as they were blown up by the Borg, so I had to pilot the ship myself. I also had no prior experience as a pilot, so quickly I found myself plummeting towards a Class P planet. I ran to my ready room to try and get help from Starfleet, but comms were cut off by the dueterium rich atmosphere.

Once I had landed rather unsmoothly on the planets surface, I was met face to face with a Gorn which I fought off by throwing a cardboard cutout of James T. Kirk in the opposite direction. I then came across Lieutenant Commander Data, who told me he was stranded here due to being kidnapped by an evil collector who left him for dead once he realized that he posessed consciousness and a desire to be free. I told him about my own ship issues and he promised to work on it so we could return safely home. I continued to trek across the dangerous terrain and ran into the one and only, immortal doctor, Leonard McCoy. I admit, I may have acted a bit unprofessional as I proposed on the spot, but he smacked the ring away from my hands and told me off for not taking the situation seriously. Bravely, I wiped a tear from my eye and led him back to my ship, where we found Data finished with the repairs. All three of us boarded and headed into space again to find our way back home.

Once back on Earth, Starfleet rewarded my heroic efforts by stripping me of my rank and forbidding me from serving on a starship for 6 months. It didn't bother me much as I spent my newly found freetime seeking out a statue of Kirk to apologize to for sacrificing his cardboard brother to the Gorn.

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