just woke up from a nap n Im thinkin about some of the best nap buddies in JJBA…
Jonathan, his broad chest so large you can use it as a pillow. On your side, left arm wrapped around him, and his right arm behind you settled on your waist. You lace your fingers with his, nestled perfectly in his arms.
Caesar, on his side facing you, one hand under your pillow to prop you up for the optimal angle. The other hand on the small of your back, pressing you gently forward to twirl legs together in a gentle knot.
Avdol, who lets you rest your head directly on his beating heart, that warm center of circulation grounding you to this moment. He brushes his fingertips against yours, his lips on your forehead murmuring sweet words that relax your sleeping face.
Josuke, wrapped completely around you like net. He tucks your head into the crook of his neck, where you can smell the sweet, woody cinnamon of his cologne, his arms and legs basically a weighted blanket. His soft breath tickles your nose.
Mista, his arms a belt around your waist, your back to his chest. His chin tucked on your shoulder, leg between yours, low snores directly in your ear. Curls brush your neck, the Pistols curling around your pillow, with his back to the doors and windows.
Risotto, with a cool body like a godsend in the summer. Stripped to your underwear, the AC blasting, his large, scarred hand settled just barely on the base of your neck. White hair mingles with yours as he takes a rare break, foreheads touching.
Hermes, lacing her fingers with yours, her other arm sliding under your pillow, and her forehead bumping yours, sneaking little kisses that make you giggle, smiling as you snuggle closer under the blanket.
Gyro, whose hands have ended many a life, watching you with gentle green eyes as you curl towards him. His hand settling on your waist, rubbing slowly from it to your hip, finally staying on it and holding you firm, perfectly still, safe.
tags: NSFW UNDER THE CUT, college au, jobros x gn! reader, mentions of alcohol/drinking, drugs, HOPPIN DIH DIH DIH, no mentions of stands, i use she/her prns for dragona
a/n: theres so many characters so i'm splitting it up into two parts! stay tuned for the next one :) ALSO WELCOME NEW ANON YAYYY
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
- business major with a minor in economics. he wanted to grow up and be well off, leaving his rough childhood behind and make a name for himself. he's good at talking to people, even if he can be a bit brash.
- a bit of a goody two shoes and its unintentional. usually the first to call out if something is missing in class, like homework or a test and reminds the professor smh.
- besties with jonathan, hangs out with him damn near all the time. and he always hates it when dio eavesdrops them, he can see right through his lies.
- overall average student, he only excels in the classes leading up to his major. but he's not the best with the super science stuff or artsy classes that he needed to take.
- he is the president of a medical and environmental research club on campus, ironically named the "student research foundation" or SRF for short. many of the members jokingly call it the "speedwagon research foundation".
- another early morning bird, he moves waking up early.
- messy notes tbh, its not like they're bad but it's definitelt everywhere and he scrambles to shove them into his bag.
- has a bedtime curfew for himself. he needs to be ready for bed by 9 pm, you won't catch him doing anything else unless the rare ocassions he's out and about.
- drives an old car that was passed down from his parents. already paid off, it just makes a lot of funky noises when it starts.
- the designated driver tbh, he gets called to pick people up from parties. mind you, he's already in pajamas ready to go to bed. he's irritated lmao.
- at any cafe, he always orders an earl grey tea with a bit of honey and an english muffin. but, it's not as tasty as the ones his mom used to make.
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- this guy is a total virgin, despite having his fair share of partners here and there. never has he experienced being touched.
- he secretly enjoys the way you tease him under the table as he studies. pulling his pants down and giving him head under the desk as he tries to finish the last page of the chapter of his book.
- bottoms out the first few times he's having sex. you'll need to take control and lead him.
- he's pretty loud in the bedroom, pants and groans your name as he melts into pleasure.
- instinctively pulls out when he's about to cum, he finds it so thrilling watchin his load spill all over your naked body.
- bonus points if its on your back.
- has condoms and other forms of protection after his first time. he doesn't want accidental babies running around the campus.
- undercover cuck. he thought about his best friend jonathan joining you both in the bedroom. but he wants him to fuck you while he watches.
- he feels obligated to take you out on a date before he sleeps with you. he at least wants to treat you something nice.
- pretty average when it comes to his length, his tip is slightly red and the rest of his shaft is slightly darker than the rest of his body.
- got a bush... and its neatly trimmed bush at that.
- a traditional lover, he will hold your hand while you ride him or as he fucks you. ties in to the fact that gets attached.
- falls asleep kinda quickly after he calms down from his high.
Caesar Antonio Zeppeli
- english major with a minor in womens studies. yes he loves being around pretty girls but he's genuinely also interested in said class. but mostly for the women.
- part of the baseball team, always likes to wear his cap even when he's not in practice or in game.
- in the same fraternity as joseph, they're usually together and plan meet ups when they have the time.
- regularly attends the gym on the weekends, the campus gym hates to see him coming.
- and it's super early in the morning too, like 5 am or 6 am.
- actually does really well in his classes. he's a great writer, loves to write poems instead and shares them in classes. it's how he gets the girls.
- one of the best cooks ever on campus tbh. he's in competition with tonio. maybe it's something to do with his family because the zeppeli's are great cooks.
- considered being in a polyamorous relationship.
- has a preference for having female professors. will glaze them and compliment them for a perfect grade. cares less if his instructor is a dude.
- only uses instagram as social media, other than that he prefers to stay offline and focus on his own thing.
- goes to an annual family trip to italy with william and gyro once a year around spring time.
- his dorm is neat for the most part. i can see him having a bit of clutter on his desk but it's nothing crazy. he cleans his dorm room once a week.
- drives a convertible, i don't make the rules here. it's a red one too at that.
- shows up late to his classes all the time. he's such a popular guy though and he persuades girls for notes.
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- mirror sex. if he could, he would have a big ass mirror on the ceiling. but for now, he settles with his closet mirror so he can watch your face contort with pleasure.
- had a threesome with joseph before, one of the best sex he's ever had period.
- the biggest eater, he loves slurping on wet pussy. but he doesn't mind bobbing his head down on someones shaft either, you'll have to coax him.
- loves to thrust into you slowly but he's balls deep inside. his hips move so fluidly, it just feels right.
- had noise complaints from the floor because of the amount of girls he invites over and his bed is always rocking against the walls or it shakes so much that the floor below them can hear it.
- he's pretty long, not much girth but the tip is noticeably red compared to the rest of his body.
- indifferent about the use of protection. he's had nights where he used them and othertimes where he just went in raw. its all up to you.
- has a kiss mark tattoo on the lower right side of his abdomen close to his groin. sometimes he'd have people kiss him down there to pretend like they left a mark.
- a delicious happy trail, his blonde little hairs sticking out from under his boxers.
- loves having his balls touched and fondled, he's very sensitive.
- he's very vocal, always chanting how beautiful you are or how good you make him feel. his ego is fed when you scream his name so loud, the whole floor can hear you two.
- amazing aftercare, even if it's a quick fuck, he'll still make sure you're okay and look presentable.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- graphic design major with a minor in history. he likes having artistic freedom, wanting to put what he's really good at to good use. that and he really likes learning western history, it's interesting and bizarre.
- roommates with jotaro, they live in those nice apartment looking dorms. their room is decorated mostly from kakyoin.
- speaking of which, he and jotaro regularly get lunch and dinner together at the dining cafeteria. ocassionally accompanied by polnareff once in a while.
- instead of a regular backpack, he carries a tote bag with him instead. it carries all of the essential things he needs anyways.
- wears glasses. he's far sighted, looking down at his blank page of his notebook makes him dizzy because its so blurry. but the board with the notes he can see just fine.
- has a part time job at the library, 100% saves study rooms for his friends whenever they need to hang out.
- smokes weed socially, he never really has it on him but if he's being offered then who is he to deny it?
- probably a collector. has a mini shelf dedicated to trinkets he collects and action figures and pokemon cards lol.
- which leads me to my next point of kakyoin being a nerd. he's in a geeky club, maybe the video game one with jodio.
- got in trouble by the RA because he had a candle in his room.
- drives a 2010 red honda civic, likes to comment about how reliable it is because it's a hand me down.
- becomes a regular at the cafe shop across the street from the campus.
- regularly goes on road trips with avdol and polnareff. sometimes jotaro and joseph would tag along with them.
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- a super freak, he's is into things you didnt think guys like him would be into.
- first and foremost, he likes whips. he pulled one out and gave your ass a playful slap and then acted innocently at your outburst.
- into pet play, he really digs the cat ears and tail or dog ears and tail. extra points if you bark or meow for him on all fours.
- and btw, the tail is a buttplug, you know exactly where it's gonna go.
- always has some kind of music playing in the back, he thinks its awkward when it's mostly quiet.
- he likes being messy, yet he'll tease you about making a mess out of him and yourself.
- speaking of which, he's not at your mercy and will tease you until you're begging for him to stop.
- has a tattoo on his waist that he forgot about and got when he was drunk probably. it's cursive writing of a quote that he liked from a movie.
- he's on the quiter side, lets out one of the most prettiest moans and sighs you've ever heard a man emitt. top 5 best moans probably.
- he's got an average dick, skinny long rather than girthy. around 6 inches? and it's a light pink at the tip.
- loves having his nipples teased, especially if you circle your tongue around it and suck on it. he'll lose his composure.
- likes holding your hand when he's balls deep inside.
- has gotten his dick sucked in the library before, while he was on shift. they were uh.. overdue for a book return.
- jerks off to audio porn. fell asleep with his underwear pulled down as the moans were on repeat for 6 hours straight. it's a miracle jotaro didnt notice.
Nijimura Okuyasu
- kinesiology major with a minor in business. he likes being fit, i could see him being a trainer or a coach. while also wanting to build his own business, he dreams so big.
- doesn't study at all. for anything. and he's barely passing his classes, i dont know how he does it.
- got a big appetite, always hungry for something. you'll see him at the campus convenience store or the dining area a lot.
- goes to the campus gym a lot, does duo poses with josuke and he thinks they look so cool. talking about some "gains 🤙🏽😈🔥"
- cheats during exams, he's channeling to use echolocation to see other people's test answers.
- he's playing run 3 on coolmathgames during the lectures.
- roommates with josuke! his side of the dorm is messy, his bed is never made and he has his pile of dirty clothes in his laundry basket. that he forgets to wash.
- speaking of which, he's the type to pull somebody's laundry out if they're hogging the machine. leaves their clothes on the floor lmao.
- works part time at tonio's restaurant whenever he visits back home during summer or winter break. its a seasonal position.
- goes to a lot of campus events if free food is available. hardly every interested in what any of them actually offer.
- was on academic probation for a year straight, luckily he did two semesters averaging B's and lifted the hold on his account.
- likes to use the excuse of his 'internet not working' when he didn't turn in a homework assignment and he asks for an extension.
- probably takes a spongebob or a spiderman backpack to class, he literally has everything in there.
- has no license but drives a car anyways lmao.
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- absolutely virgin, there's no doubt about it. he's only ever seen a naked women on the computer screen, never in real life.
- fucks like a desperate, mad-man. he goes way too fast because he's way too excited.
- and he's never quiet about it either. he groans, he grunts, he whimpers, etc. and his voice gets so hoarsed too that it's almost raspy.
- on the average size, nearing 6 inches but it's really girthy. the tip is fat too and the shaft is a darker shade compared to the rest of his body.
- he cums a lot. and it's in thick loads too.
- obsessed with the way your ass jiggles anytime he pounds into you.
- has jerked off to instagram pictures that you uploaded when you exchanged social media accounts with him after working on a group project lol.
- switches positions like crazy, he can't decide what he likes better. either way it all feels too good.
- obsessed with you giving him a blowjob. he's doing homework? your mouth is on the tip as he struggles to write or type. watching a movie or a show together? his hand is at the back of your head as stares mindlessly at the screen.
- brags to josuke and goes into a full, complete detail whenever he gets the chance to sleep with someone. might even try and get josuke hooked up.
- likes to cuddle afterwards, even if you're not even dating. he gets pretty attached easily.
- says "i love you" a lot, especially when he's close to cumming.
Bruno Bucciarati
- sociology majors with a minor in communications.
- he's super intuitive, takes the lead in a lot of projects or class discussions. and everyone is always inspired by whatever he says.
- turns everything in on time, procrastination fears him!
- another one who doesn't struggle with waking up early. honestly he prefers it, that way he has the rest of the day to himself.
- the type who would use file binders and folders to organize his homework and all the other physical paper that he has.
- owns apple everything tbh. an iphone, a macbook, an apple watch, and air pods. yeah, the whole apple ecosystem.
- was mistaken as a professor one time and now he pays attention to the way that he dresses.
- doesn't do parties but he does like to plan hang outs with friends. even classmates, would offer to go to a cafe to study together. or even lunch and dinner.
- i can see him driving a bmw m4 convertible series car, specifically a white one too. its always clean and it always smells nice.
- experienced driver, been driving since he was able to touch the wheel at a young age.
- and for that reason, he's the designated driver but he doesn't really complain about it. he can multitask, being in a meeting through the phone while also driving narancia and mista to some party at the same time.
- he doesn't even have a dorm, he lives in an apartment and shares rent with abbacchio. and it's pretty damn clean.
- i can see him graduating early, he decided to take some classes during the summer term and that boosted his completion.
- he drinks a lot of coffee. and its black coffee at that and he keeps it in his yeti rambler mug thats dark blue.
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- insane stamina btw, he could go for hours and rounds after rounds.
- really into restraints, he'll tie your hands or keep them pinned as he fucks into you.
- an absolute king in aftercare, even if its a quick fuck he does show that he cares to an extent. he'll help wash you up.
- he prefers going a lot slower and gentle than jackhammering his hips. he loves the romantic and actual love aspect of sex, especially if you're his partner.
- he love, love, loves to drag the foreplay for that reason. sometimes the buildup is a lot more thrilling than the actual deed.
- during winter and spring breaks when you're away from each other, he doesn't mind dabbling into phone sex or sexting with an exchange of photos and videos.
- his phone is connected to his laptop so sometimes he has to be careful opening his files in case theres a naked picture of you that pops up.
- has a thing for lingerie. imagine you come visit him late at night at his place, abbacchio not home and just bruno. you reveal the lacy panties. yeah, he goes crazy for that.
- there was a time where it was just you and him in the car on your way to pick the guys up. and you leaned over to give him head while he's driving. then narancia would ask why bruno looks so flushed out.
- he's pretty quiet in the bedroom. lots of grunts and sighs, but he much rather prefers you making all the noise.
- he's pretty big. a long, 7 incher with a slightly red tip. and his balls are average size too. he knows how to use it, thats for sure.
- always uses protection, unless you tell him not to. but he'll ask if you're really sure.
Ermes Costello
- a criminal justice major, she's hear to serve justice and likes being outspoken.
- has those big whiteboards in her dorm room with a calendar. she writes down exam dates and birthdays.
- uses instagram mostly but even then, she's not really online that much.
- loves bar hopping after exam week with jolyne and f.f. doesn't matter if they passed or not, they're celebrating that it's over with.
- has a part time job being a delivery driver at night. she can lift really heavy boxes too and sometimes befriends the houses that she delivers to.
- actually feels really happy that the majority of her classmates are other women. she feels like she's at home.
- has a habit of showing up kinda late for class though, every single time. but it's not terribly late, just like 5 minutes.
- speaking of which, i wouldnt say she struggles with procrastination but more so.. she struggles with her time management.
- likes to go to parties with jolyne, they're always seen together a lot of the times.
- was pulled over by the cops one time while they were driving back and she was fucking drunk and it was a miracle that they let them go after inspecting the car.
- her study habits are kinda all over the place. sometimes she rereads her notes, other times she might rewrite stuff, and then uses flashcards.
- but she's pretty good at public speaking. especially about something that she's so passionate about.
- snores a lot in her sleep, she drools and bunches up her blankets. especially on the day of her tests. she's convinced its some kind of sick joke as to why she sleeps so well when its an exam day.
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- loves having her boobs played with, especially after a long day. and you can be as rough as you want with them.
- she loves mirror sex, there's something so embarassing yet so hot about seeing herself looking so fucked out.
- she's a switch, leaning slightly towards dom. she kinda wants to take the lead most of the time but she won't wrestle with you too much.
- doesn't mind quickies but she'll scold you about it while you're actively trying to unbutton her pants.
- you ate her out right before a big test one time and she miraculously passed. she thinks you helped her.
- really likes those vibrating panties or if you make her stick those toys inside of her while she's in class. she's gripping the table and trying to act cool while you're on the other side of campus.
- she's pretty loud in the bedroom, kinda flustered about it too. she can't even control her own volume if she could. if she's blissed out then thats that.
- has a collection of straps that she likes to use on you. she might even let you pick out which one to use tonight.
- got a mean bush down there, dont be surprised if you get some pieces of hair stuck on your teeth or tongue.
- likes to dirty talk a lot, even if she's a moaning mess herself.
- made herself squirt once in her dorm room alone, she quickly tried cleaning up before jolyne and f.f stop by to visit.
- has faked an orgasm before with someone who she didnt really like but let hit anyways. just to get it over with and immediately texted jolyne the second they left.
Gyro Zeppeli
- biochemistry major , he's pretty damn smart but he doesn't really act like it. at least for the most part.
- super lucky when it comes to quizzes and exams, specifically on the multiple choice parts. sometimes he's stuck between two answers and he always picks the correct one each time.
- likes to play devil's advocate sometimes during class discussions.
- writes down one or two things during class and then just doesnt take notes at all for the rest of the session. might even leave early.
- goes on that annual trip to italy with caesar and will , and he always brings something back for johnny.
- his dorm room is pretty messy. he's got shit everywhere but it's hardly dirty. its usually just piles of clothes, unorganized desks and an unkempt bed.
- gets invited to go to parties regularly. and it all just depends on how he feels. he'll drag johnny with him too if he really wants to go.
- during his chem labs, he's super on point with his calculations to everyones surprise. they all lowkey gravitate towards him when its time to pair up.
- sometimes during winter or spring breaks, he joins johnny into staying at the joestar's manor for the time being. he's like the guy that invites himself, an honorary joestar.
- pigs out in the dining hall, he goes for seconds and thirds. its almost like he inhales his food.
- really chill with the chefs at the dining hall, id they see him they'll even give him an extra scoop.
- books a study room for him and johnny just so they can talk as loudly as they want and dick around. and they tend to go overtime too until another group knocks at the door. but gyro tells them to fuck off.
- likes to sleep through his alarm. you wonder how it doesn't wake him up but wakes the whole floor up.
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- the biggest tease imagineable, he purposely does slow and deep thrust just to see you squirm.
- slaps his dick against your thigh or your hole, all while smirking down at you.
- and for some reason, the deed always starts in his car. he likes to make out a little and then either wants to fuck in the backseat or head back to your room specifically. not his.
- absolutely loves doggystyle position, it's his go to every single time.
- he doesn't sleep around as often that you think he does, he likes focusing on his own thing rather than getting laid. he knows its easy.
- has fantasies of someone being able to top him. he wants his hair getting pulled too, he thinks its so hot.
- he's relatively loud. he groans and talks more than he moans or whimpers, etc. he's a tease but he likes to praise you too.
- he's so big it leaves you drooling. he's so thick too, he has to be like 8 inches with a fat tip too and his bush of hair. there's also prominent veins on the shaft.
- a yummy happy trail that starts right under his belly button. and he doesn't plan on shaving either.
- indifferent about the mess the two of you will make. but he gets a kick out of stuffing your mouth full.
- same about using protection though he kinda leans more into using it. he carries a condom in his wallet all the time. he doesn't want little gyro's running around just yet.
- purposely leaves his dorm room unlocked too, has gotten walked in on but be didnt care. in a weird way its like he's asserting his dominance.
- his dirtiest fantasy is having a threesome with johnny. he's wanted to for the longest. but johnny doesn't know about this lmao.
Yasuho Hirose
- an education major with a minor in english. i can totally see her being those cutesy teachers with decorated classrooms and the cutest outfits.
- gets her strawberry matcha latte every morning before class, sometimes she asks josuke (gappy) if he wants to join. if he's even awake this early.
- takes notes on an cutesty ipad with the feel-like paper screen protector. goodnotes is her bff.
- and yes she color codes her notes as well.
- gets kinda distracted when she's editing her notes for a presentation on powerpoint or google slides. she spends more time making the slides look good.
- afraid to ask questions in class and saves it for office hours.
- often has no idea what she's doing during class activities but ends up doing stuff correctly anyways.
- likes to stay in her social circle, doesn't really seek out to make friends. she likes and appreciates the ones she already has with her.
- loves to study outside on the grass with her friends. they have little picnic, laptops out and she has them take pictures of her and her of them.
- doesn't go to parties. and if she did, it was peer pressured by her friends. but she's definitely hanging out in the corner of the room, counting down the time as it goes by.
- has a bunch of stickers all over her ipad case.
- shows up a little early before her classes even start. was late the first day, so she made it a habit.
- she smells so good. she smells like a bakery and strawberries, constantly gets complimented and ask what she uses.
- if she's more than 10 minutes late for class, she's skipping. saving herself the embarassment of doing the walk of shame where everyone stares at her.
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- super duper squirmy. she is so sensitive to almost every touch, especially her breast.
- she moans pretty loudly and it's cute too. lots of "ah, ah, ah" and "oh, oh, oh" slipping past her lips so sweetly.
- she loves creampies. the feeling of being stuffed to the brim makes her wanna roll her eyes back.
- has to turn her plushies or figurines away so they dont see her in this kind of state. it's silly but she gets embarassed just seeing beady eyes watching her get railed.
- she's pretty vanilla, isn't into anything super crazy. she once slept with a guy who wanted her to wear a snorkeling mask while he ate her out.
- but she really likes being praised. and anal.
- no seriously, she saw stars when she got her ass ate out for the first time.
- nobody was able to make her squirt before. do you think you can do it?
- rarely ever would think about dominating. she's submissive in every way, she likes it when you take the lead. mostly because she has no idea what shes doing.
- her favorite position is missionary, only because she likes wrapping her legs around whoever's fucking her.
- likes getting her ass slapped while she getting fucked. she lets out a small yelp anytime it happens and you can tell she likes it the way she squeezes around nothing, or on your strap, or dick.
- makes a lot of facial expressions, she's very expressive and its pretty cute.
Dragona Joestar
- a psychology major with a minor in biology, she works hard!
- has her life put together already, she knows what she wants to do and how she's gonna do it. already has internships lining up for her to apply.
- she's probably an RA too alongside with giorno but in a different floor. she's the fun RA that likes to decorate the white boards and uses the air wick plugs to make the hallway smell nice.
- uses instagram, snapchat, AND tiktok. secretly always online but tries not to make it super obvious. has a decent amount of followers and friends added to across apps. i would say ~3k people max.
- only became an RA for the free dorm room, convinced jodio to apply with her but he hates the responsibility.
- the RA that everyone trusts and talks to, she's just very reliable and easy to talk to compared to the others. especially giorno.
- president of the "fashion design" club. it's a do-it yourself (diy) and home economics club where you can cook, knit, sew, and make clothes with other people and take it home.
- writes down notes in neat handwriting that she plans to transfer on computer but never does.
- procrastination's biggest victim. she pushes everything by the deadline. and yet she tells everyone else to get started early.
- was definitely an orientation day leader, loves to help out the newbies. from transfer students to freshmans.
- all the faculty at the library know her, she goes there literally everyday. either to print papers, being a tour guide, or just to hang out. her favorite person there is kakyoin lol.
- will actually freak out if she gets a grade lower than a B. her mental state is really getting pushed when she see's that C.
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- she's so stressed out that she doesn't even realize given at how easily she is to cum.
- i would say she's a good B cup but she loves how her chest just bounces a little anytime she rides.
- loves having toys being used on her. her favorites is butt plugs and vibrators.
- was getting fucked by one of her guy friends and her RA phone started ringing. imagine how quickly her heart dropped when she heard knocks at the door afterwards.
- her favorite position is the lotus, eye contact is so romantic and she has a hard time maintaining it because it flusters her so much.
- really loud. like you need to tell her to shush because she's whining and whimpering and screaming your name. it almost sounds pornographic.
- she kinda likes it if you cover her mouth or make her bite into a pillow or something to muffle her noises.
- can only go one round or two before she taps out. her body goes overdrive pretty quickly.
- kinda into some roleplay, she loves being the nurse and you're her patient. but thats if she's got the time and is bored enough to edge you.
- speaking of which, she's into edging. a lot of it too and mostly edging you.. not on herself.
- lets you stay the night, she'll even make you breakfast and tries not to make it a big deal if anyone noticed you sneaking out either really late or kinda early.
CW : 18+ MDNI; ALL THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT VISUAL SEXUAL CONTENT. all of these are for fem!reader
English is not my first language, so there may be typos.
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★ Part 1
𝓙oseph 𝓙oestar
★ You guys went to dinner. Joseph is a perverted dog and can't help himself, dragging you with him to the bathroom.
★ He loves to test his toys on you
★ You need both hands with it
★ Teasing him with that short outfit
★ Joseph puts you in the craziest positions.
𝓒aesar 𝓩eppeli
★ Smooth
★ He'll wash your hair while you use your cute mouth.
★ Working with your hands.
★ Caesar loves to have you ride him while he adores your breasts.
★ Mount on his thigh.
𝓛isa 𝓛isa
★ The perfect combination. Her perfect breasts and her cute pussy.
★ She is truly passionate.
★ Lisa will fuck you so good as a reward for doing well in your Hamon training.
★ Mirror.
★ Punishing you for provoking her by wearing short clothes during training.
𝓢uzie 𝓠
★ Suzie is very sensitive. Her legs tremble easily.
★ She dodges so much.
★ Helping you relax after your workout with Joseph and Caesar.
★ Suzie likes passionate kisses.
★ Girls having fun! | Suzie Q / Lisa Lisa
𝓚ars
★ He likes red.
★ Even a perfect person can be swayed by lingerie.
★ What a surprise? A god knows how to use his fingers well.
★ He is so big.
★ Red Stone will be your new butt plug
𝓔sidisi
★ Big dick, small hole
★ Cute butt
★ You have beautiful lips, he likes to admire them before anything else.
★ Letting you assemble your face.
★ He can be rude sometimes.
𝓦amuu
★ Beautiful backs
★ Spanking
★ Looking into your eyes
★ He's so big and you're so small...
Finally! I've been putting off finishing this, sorry 😔 I hope you enjoyed it. I promise not to take too long to post about part 3 (I'm dying for Kakyoin). Kisses, little bats > <
Jojo asks huh?~ how do these characters handle jealousy? Like their crush being flirted with by someone who is very touchy feely and reader being a tad overwhelmed and flustered. It can be the boys you think would have the most amusing reaction if you want or all of them if you want~ thank you very much:)
a/n: YESH FIRST JOJO ASK LETS GOOO and wee jealousy headcanons to boot lets gooo! Thanks so much and congrats on being the first! I hope I did everyone justice, still getting a grip on them all but having fun while doing it! The list isn't in any particular order…just the order they're in on my masterlist lol and also I didn't quite do all the characters I have listed because I was worried about being repetitive or it was hard to see them jealous, hope you guys enjoy!
Content Warning: small mentions of fighting and threats, nothing explicit or detailed.
How (some) Male JJBA Characters Handle Jealousy
Jonathan Joestar
- He's a little naive at first before he feels any true jealousy if that makes sense?
- Plus even though he does adore you…
- If someone was to get to you first, it's his fault for waiting, and you deserve to be happy…
- But surely you can't be happy with this stranger occupying your personal space so…rudely.
- Jonathan knows you well enough to know when you're getting uncomfortable…
- His skin crawls the way the person is clearly undressing you with their eyes…
- Jonathan tries to maintain his composure…not to embarrass either of you…
- As he calls you over to help you get away from the stranger.
- Jonathan can't conceal his small grin as he sees the look of relief on your face as you dashed toward him.
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
- Speedwagon doesn't believe he has a chance in hell with you anyway-
- He feels kind of guilty for even getting jealous…it's not like he owned you or you two were a couple.
- Speedwagon just…knows you deserve better than him…and most other slimy gents he's crossed paths with-
- Such as one that kept getting a little too close when you went to visit Speedwagon at a pub.
- Speedwagon grits his teeth as the patron attempts to wrap an arm around you-
- You try to be polite, give a laugh, and smile
- Maybe…he's overreacting…no he definitely is…
- It doesn't stop him from keeping an eye on you, though, in case the guy gets too comfortable and takes advantage of you.
- The relief on his shoulders when he sees you heading back toward him, leaving the random dude in the dust with a defeated look on his face.
Joseph Joestar
- Joseph tries to hide but is absolutely shit at it.
- He's the loud, brazen, confident type that can take it or leave it, unless it pertains to family or something/someone he cares about…
- And he really, really does care about you, just isn't sure how to show it.
- But Joseph, sure as hell isn't going to let someone whisk you away while he figures it out.
- If looks could kill, anyone that's even dared to tell you a pickup line would incinerate on the spot…
- It wasn't even a good line, Joseph has a far better one (its not, but it makes you laugh, and that's what counts)
- Some guy tries to wrap his arm around you, oh lookie there, I don't think an arm is supposed to bend that way~
- Joseph rarely ever feels bad…only when you berate him and tell him to cut it out, does he feel some guilt.
- I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of these discussions on his jealousy that he finally confesses his feelings (would be down to write that scenario if they're any takers 👀)
Caesar Zepelli
- It takes him longer to feel that gnawing green monster of envy.
- But when it gnaws it leaves marks.
- Caesar tries to remain composed…who could blame anyone to try and steal your heart away?
- However just anyone wouldn't do, not for someone special like you…
- Caesar challenges the offending person to a battle of wooing~
- In which Caesar shows how to truly win your affections in front of the person interested in you.
- Caesar of course wins this battle…
- Either by true deep feelings on Caesar's part OR because the person trying to flirt with you was utterly ridiculed and withdrew from participating…
- The former is most likely, but Caesar would deny it.
Jotaro Kujo
- Definitely the least jealous out of this bunch…
- He's more annoyed than anything?
- Like can't the dude tell you're not interested…
- Good grief, it's so obvious.
- Jotaro can tell a fake smile and forced laugh of yours from a mile away.
- Jotaro doesn't understand why you don't just kick this asshole to the curb-
- But he also knows you are too kind for your own good..
- If he’s got to come give you back up, he will~
- Jotaro has a way of leaving an intimidating impression on people…
- So maybe just maybe one look at him, and they'll know not to mess with you (cause you're his…neither of you know it yet)
Jean Pierre Polnareff
- Epitome of “do you wanna go, bro?”
- I swear this Frenchman is always aiming and ready to fight for your honor and peace.
- A knight in shining armor if you will.
- Onlookers can't help but assume you two must be a couple…
- Which makes your face even redder from getting so flustered.
- Polnareff gets rid of the “pest” easy enough, and now its back to courting you as usual~
- Polnareff doesn't nor did he ever hide the fact he has a major crush on you-
- These moments of vehement jealousy just further cements that fact.
- Please talk to this Frenchman and get him under control for your sake and others.
Hol Horse
- Hol Horse has no reason to be jealous…he loves all women and well, most women love him…
- He isn't clingy or belonging to anyone…
- You're cute as hell. Who wouldn't want to chat you up anyhow?
- Hol Horse can't blame anyone for trying, Lord knows he's tried and even got you to smile and giggle for him.
- However, he doesn't appreciate you giving that same sweet smile to the fellow at the other end of the bar…
- Hol tries to shake it off, you didn’t belong to him, y'all weren't a couple…should be no issues.
- He can tell you're just being polite to the guy. He's no smooth talker, but at least the guy's got some confidence…
- Hol Horse really has no reason to be getting up from his bar stool and walking over to you-
- It's rude to interrupt, really, and truly, but he can't really find it in his heart to care when you turn your attention towards him.
Josuke Higashikata
- cough cough like father like son cough cough
- He's a hot head, I can see him getting frustrated and irritated quickly.
- Just who the hell does that student think they're doing? Pinning you to your locker like some cheesy romance anime protagonist?!
- Koichi and Okayasu's efforts to restrain him are in vain
- But they're relieved to see you escape from the other student, which slowly dissipates Josuke's ire.
- Josuke is still upset at the idea that he almost lost you…
- Not that you were his to lose, but he really does care about you as more than a friend.
- If he comes across the student later, he's still very likely to tell that student to back off “or else”
- It does make Josuke come to the conclusion he needs to confess to you, and soon…
- (not that you two being a couple would cure his jealousy any better, but at least you'd help him calm down faster)
Rohan Kishibe
- Oh, please, him? The Rohan Kishibe, jealous?
- Of who? Oh, you conversing and smiling widely with that individual at an outside table at a cafe?
- Pfft please, why would he care?
- You're your own person, free to see and talk to who you pleased-
- Acts very nonchalant, but deep down, he's agitated.
- Why would you want to spend time with them and not him?
- Rohan tries to dismiss the thought and carry on with his day
- But the image of you clearly enjoying yourself lingers in the back of his mind~
- He'd like to be able to create such a moment, but for the both of you…
Bruno Bucciarati
- Honestly, Bucciarati is sort of ashamed whenever he feels that green monster on his shoulder.
- He tries to conceal it with the notion that he's just protecting you-
- Which is true, everyone knows how protective Bruno is, the same goes for you…
- However, the motivation to protect is slightly… founded on a different basis altogether.
- Which leaves room for jealousy to fester..
- Bruno is quick to pull you away when a random man gets a little too handsy-
- He's quick to push a man back if he finds the man far too close to you to whisper something…
- Bruno does get rather embarrassed for how brazen he acts…
- Perhaps he needs to take some inventory on his emotions towards you
- (please just accept this man's feelings and love him for the love of GOD-)
Author Note(s): Heyo! I appreciate the request! <3 I will warn in advance that I'm only gonna be doing JoBros parts 1-6, I'm still getting through the anime and I don't feel good about accidentally misrepresenting the characters! I think I'll do an update once I get through the other parts however. :)
ALSO! I have already done the Bucci Gang types, but I'll do 'em again kind of as a small revamp since I'm not sure if I'm really proud of that one.
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Warning(s): All featured characters will be 21+ if they aren't already! Fluff, possible spelling or grammar errors, so apologies in advance for that. Reader for Speedwagon is a man, rest are gender neutral reader! Just some personal headcanons. Lowkey a little suggestive on Caesar??? Just me saying I think he's a bottom.
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₊˚⊹ ᰔ Robert E. O. Speedwagon
𖹭 Men. Big, muscular men. Ones that smell good too.
𖹭 I stand by the theory that Speedwagon is gay, there are a lot of things to point to this, and I believe he was madly in love with Jonathan, so generally, Jonathan is his type.
𖹭 He likes a strong man with a good head on his shoulders and a heart of gold. A man who believes in mercy and second chances.
𖹭 Now his S/O doesn't have to be muscular, that was a joke… Kind of. He's a fan of most body types, but he does like his men on the bigger side. Just as long as they are a good person who loves him deeply and protects him like he does them, then he's happy.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Caesar Zeppeli
𖹭 Ah, the womanizer. He makes just about any woman swoon for him. But imagine this: An unphased, unimpressed, dominant S/O that makes HIM swoon.
𖹭 Listen, hear me out. He's trying EVERYTHING to get their attention, he even resorts to begging. That’s how we like our men, amirite? (Idk why I'm obsessed with bottom Caesar bro, it just feels right).
𖹭 He more than likely met them around the beginning when Lisa Lisa first took him under her wing. They were a student before him, and he tried to shoot his shot, he expected it to work. He was shocked when they shot him down so quickly, and he's worked since that day to get their attention.
𖹭 Made it his mission to be someone his S/O can depend on in fights, as well, first time they met, his S/O kicked his ass and put him in his place when he was being way too cocky. Still reckless as ever, but he's persistent, and he manages to catch their heart… Eventually.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Noriaki Kakyoin
𖹭 “If I ever fall in love, I'd want it to be like someone like her.” — Kakyoin talking about Holly.
𖹭 Kakyoin is attracted to more warm, stable individuals. Someone who can provide comfort and understand him deeply is what attracts him the most.
𖹭 That being said, it's clearly been stated that he doesn't relate to people who are non-stand users, so, he would not be with someone who wasn't a stand user. It's a big part of him, and he wants that to be understood by his S/O.
𖹭 I feel like it'd be sometime after the battle with Dio that he finally meets “the one”. It probably helps that if they were a stand user, they would also be involved in the investigations with himself, Jotaro, Polnareff and Avdol had been set off on (plus it's just more time to spend with them).
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Jean Pierre Polnareff
𖹭 Love at first sight for Polnareff to be honest–Well, more of he was definitely attracted to his S/O when they first met. They were traveling with the Stardust Crusaders when they first encountered each other. When he decided to join, he got to know them better.
𖹭 And boy, did that man FALL. His S/O would have a kind heart, someone who doesn't poke fun at him, laughs at his jokes, and someone who has his back when he needs it most.
𖹭 Polnareff finds value in his S/O's sincerity and need to help others. THAT IS HIS TYPE. Someone who is selfless in their actions and expects nothing in return.
𖹭 Although he will give everything in return because that's just how he rolls and he doesn't like to be the only one on the receiving end of everything. That man is your knight in shining armor and will always act like it, he will fight for you.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Okuyasu Nijimura
𖹭 Okuyasu first meets his S/O at Trattoria Trussardi, where he decided to work when college didn't work out. He worked currently as a waiter, (before moving too sous chef later on), and it was just a normal day before his future S/O entered, looking for a meal.
𖹭 Okuyasu thought you were smoking hot and quickly took on your table to serve you. He wasn't subtle in the least, he made it clear he was very attracted to you. He flirted, he gave compliments, even playfully teased you about being a nerd for studying while waiting for dinner. The conversation flowed easy and everything felt natural.
𖹭 His S/O never makes him feel dumb despite the differences in intelligence, they don't make him feel bad for his decisions. For his decision to drop out of college, to work in a restaurant instead, to study food prep–His S/O is encouraging, and really laidback.
𖹭 Works extra hard to impress you by simply making a perfect meal for you without Tonio's help. He confesses his affections that way and is over the moon when you accept.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Bruno Bucciarati
𖹭 With Bruno, he's known his S/O basically forever. When he first joined Passione, you were there too, and you were the first friendly face, a calm within the storm.
𖹭 You both basically grew up together and worked in Passione together side-by-side, providing comfort and a calm that resonated deeply with him.
𖹭 His S/O's calming, warm and loving personality made him fall deeply and kept him going throughout the events of Golden Wind. The night before the final standoff, he finally confessed. It almost felt like a final goodbye in a way.
𖹭 After the events of Golden Wind, you retired to be more of a stay-at-home partner, which Bruno appreciated and–Although he was worried, he knew you could take care of yourself.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Guido Mista
𖹭 Friends to lovers trope for Mista, all the way. Sure he flirts with ladies and is a bit of a ladies man, but he's the type to fall for his best friend and get all flustered randomly about it.
𖹭 It was after Mista joined Passione, did his S/O join soon after, and he was quick to make the first impression and get them comfortable, which worked!
𖹭 Immediate besties, although, his S/O was much quieter than him. The best thing about them, he thinks, is the fact they can bring out different sides of each other they didn't expect to show.
𖹭 His quieter S/O helps ground him and appreciate the quieter moments together, when to settle down more comfortably. Then, Mista brings out the more louder side of you, laughing more freely, allowing yourself to be loud, to freely express yourself. There is a balance that you both give each other.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Ermes Costello
𖹭 She is a deeply loyal woman who would fight a bear for you, she is that loyal. I think she is a woman who expects this loyalty in return! She finds loyalty to be her biggest thing, and she wants you to both be each other's ride-or-dies.
𖹭 She also prefers someone who isn't easily scared away by her quick-temper and rough edges. She also wants someone who's got intelligence, at the very least street-smart. She can't stand it when someone is dumb, which is understandable.
𖹭 Someone grounding, practical and able to hold their own in a fight is honestly a perfect fit for her. Absolutely perfect.
𖹭 I believe she is also partial to someone who isn't overly physically affectionate too. I feel like someone being overly affectionate would throw her off and lowkey make her feel a little awkward.
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Hii, what do you think which characters from each part would totally vibe with a gossip queen reader?
Like, reader is always down to listen to any story and strangers are comfortable telling them everything. They can be in a new town and BOOM they know everyone and everything that is going on and even have screenshots.
Speedwagon → 100% your partner in crime. He’s a storyteller himself, dramatic to the bone, so he’d love sitting with you, trading gossip, and hyping you up. “Tell me more, love, don’t leave out a single detail!”
Dio (pre-mask) → Wouldn’t admit it, but he’d absolutely use your gossip-collecting as ammunition. He sees your talent as a weapon.
Part 2: Battle Tendency
Joseph → Ohhh you two are a nightmare combo. He’s messy, he loves drama, he lives for hearing the latest scandal. He’d absolutely push you to spill everything, then exaggerate it in retellings.
Caesar → Pretends he’s above it, but secretly loves listening in when you dish. He won’t spread it, as recklessly as Joseph would, but he finds your network impressive.
Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
Kakyoin → Surprisingly, yes. He’s composed, but he has that sly streak. Loves to sit back and listen to you connect all the dots in people’s lives, it’s like live entertainment for him.
Polnareff → Thrives on gossip. He’s not subtle about it either; he’ll laugh, gasp, and shout “NO WAY!” in the middle of your story.
Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
Rohan → LOVES gossip. To him, it’s prime writing material. He’ll insist he doesn’t care, but then he’s scribbling down everyone’s messy lives for “research.”
Okuyasu → He’s the wide-eyed bestie who reacts to everything you tell him like it’s the wildest thing he’s ever heard. You could say “so-and-so cheated at bingo” and he’d gasp like you revealed a murder.
Josuke → Enjoys it in a more lowkey way, likes that you can instantly know the vibe of any place you walk into. He finds it charming.
Part 5: Golden Wind
Narancia → Easily your #1 fan. He’ll follow you around begging for updates “What happened next?! Tell me, tell me!”
Mista → Eats it up like candy. He’ll even help you gather dirt, like an eager wingman. Loves your screenshots, reacts with emojis irl.
Fugo → He’ll scold you “Why do you waste your energy on this nonsense?” but 20 minutes later, he’s pacing in the kitchen muttering about that thing you told him like it’s his problem now.
Formaggio → Oh, this man LOVES gossip. He’s petty, he’s nosy, he absolutely lives for hearing the tea and watching you stir the pot.
Part 6: Stone Ocean
Ermes → She’s your ride-or-die gossip buddy. She’ll trade info with you and hype you up for knowing everyone’s business.
Anasui → Obsessed with you knowing everything. He’d ask for constant updates, especially about rivals. It feeds his paranoia.
Jolyne → She loves the social angle, you walk into any room and own it because you’ve got all the connections. She thinks it’s badass.
Part 7: Steel Ball Run
Gyro → He thrives on stories, rumors, and drama. He’s the type to nudge you during the race like, “So what’s the scandal with those guys, huh? Spill it.”
Diego → Uses your information strategically. He respects how quickly you gather it, but where Gyro finds it fun, Diego sees it as valuable intel.
Part 8: Jojolion
Yasuho → Perfect gossip partner. She already lowkey does this, always pulling out her phone, digging through info, and putting pieces together. She and you would be a power duo of intel.
Gappy → He’s more of a listener. He doesn’t always get the appeal, but he loves hearing you talk and feels safe knowing you’re plugged in everywhere.