#maworm

[afloweroutofstone]

Mary

Mary is someone who I never became that close of friends with, but who I was friendly with. She’s nice.

[combowinter]

My Tumblr Crushes:

espeonprincess (10%)

pissboast (7%)

mindcrankismycommander (4%)

chandra-nalaar (4%)

maworm (3%)

hatewizard (3%)

smelterdemon (3%)

keranos-god-of-storm-crows (3%)

ratmom (3%)

huh

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I was gonna make a post about how I'm really useless and kinda self loathing, like, who am I even helping? But you know what, I'm The Nomad  and I can wear stupid shit with flowers on it

and I reached for the most ridiculous article of clothing I have, a super ugly wool cardigan I got for like $2

and then I realized

It's wool. It shrunk.

I don't think you guys understand how small I am, which makes this even more hilarious like this is the most ridiculous scenario ever and I almost cried laughing

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you,re my sf (smallest frog)

lord

[spitfirecommittee]

wgatever you say rawmom

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maworm replied to your post:Caramels take forever to wrap by hand That’s a...

Wrap them with your peepee hands

I did. So fast.

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​recentgooglesearches: malocclusive shelf ass tutorial