So, same guy you can't take a drink around at work l, Imma call him Max, respecting his privacy and all...
Anyway
Max: *Shuffling in* Jes I fucked up
Me: Oh no! What happened!?
Max: *Deadpan* look at my feet
He's wearing Elf slippers, the knit ones with Will Ferrell's face on the top.
Max: I left in the wrong way today, dude












