3 Headcanons for every prefect. fuck it we ball.
Former Bully, and Russell's ex best friend. He used to be a real nasty shithead before he decided to 'turn his reputation around' by sucking up to The Man. He's still a shithead, just a cop instead of a punk now.
Insecure as all hell. Suffers from Hypothyroidism, which has a number of side effects including hair loss, weight gain, poor mental and dental development, etc. And he has no father. Copes with his fists and art.
His art is better than you'd think, though incredibly morbid- sculptures made of garbage and pieces of roadkill. Ms Phillips was thoroughly impressed, though he refuses to let anybody else know what he can do.
Was a Jock once upon a time, but was unceremoniously thrown off the football team for having a 'girly constitution' and 'homosexual relations' with Bob. Burton has since blackmailed max into minding his business regarding his own shady habits.
Has a very strong sense of duty and respect, and the drive to match- as if he was conditioned to be a soldier from birth. He probably was, too; his father was a drill sergeant and would constantly bark orders at him at home. His efficiency is terrifying.
Sometimes he'll share his lunch with the Hobo at school and listen to what he has to say. It's a complicated and strained relationship at best, born from a mix of pity, obligation, and a tinge of doubt. He wants to join the army himself, after all.
Technically a former Nerd, but more of a geek than anything else. His academics are subpar, average save for history, but he loves gory fighting games and survival horror. And playboy magazines, of course.
All things considered, a lot of things tend to go his way. His parents baby him and he's handsome enough to have a modeling gig and get some action. Too bad he's got an insane need for approval from every adult in his life anyway.
His parents bought him a blue Jeep for his 18th birthday, and damn if he didn't love that thing. Unfortunately for everyone, he is an absolute Menace on the road. He's made both Karl and Max scream (with Seth laughing like a maniac) whenever they carpool.
A Prep by all standards, though he's since lost interest in keeping up with Derby and the others' "bratty" affairs. His father owns a cognac distillery over in France supposedly, and he (like his father) has become overly familiar with the alcohol while managing classic batshit family drama.
He's by far the best educated, especially socially (in part due to his father treating him more like a colleague than a son). When it came to relationships, the other prefects would go to him for advice, although he's not above sabotaging and mocking them either.
To nobody's surprise, he's terrified of bugs, to the point of screaming bloody murder if one crawls on him and throwing up if there's Too Many. He avoids the cafeteria like the plague if he can help it, and has often called Max and Seth for backup if a cockroach has him cornered in the bathroom.
isnt life beautiful. i think life is beautiful.