Although duels don’t require one party to die, that is the most concrete way to secure this property. Who would want to injure, whether permanently or not, another person and then have them sue them in court for the house they justly won? That’s why one party taking the life of the other is an important factor in this decision process. Now, I know the first concern popping into your mind: fairness. We’re flattening the grass, so there are no environmental disadvantages or advantages to either party. We’ll enforce basic duel-to-death etiquette, which basically seems to mean making sure one party dies (Hamilton is available on Disney+, by the way). A novel approach, I know! We like to think of ourselves as trendsetters, I’m sure you noticed our numerous paper flowers—they are made from recycled materials. We may not have green thumbs, but we still live green. Isn’t that joke adorable? My wife thought of it. The event will start at noon sharp on the first Saturday of next month. We attend weekly Sunday church service (new members are always welcome!), so the day of rest is unavailable. — Link in bio to full invitation Article by @brandyisnotafinegirl #homebuyers #homebuyingtips #dueltothedeath #duelsport #maxcash #competitivehome #beautifulhouse #onewinner https://www.instagram.com/p/CemFoXhv04p/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=















