#maxernest

[3golb-terces]

Pinches his little cheek

[traceyhoward]

Surrealism The Works Of #maxernest Like Those Of His Fellow Surrealists Is Full Of Freudian Sexual Symbolism. #freudian This Picture Is In The Old Book Of Signs & Symbols That I Got #surrealism #andywarhol #artwork https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Zb3ySA_kG/?igshid=1v48nq1b2hh15

[awesomegreenturtle]

I like Vegetable (USAxReader)

Dudette, I told you this was a PARTY, why did you bring a carrot?” Alfred complained. “Let me tell you some very wise words, Alfred. People may bring soda to your party, but the party WON’T and CAN’T start till I show up with my carrot.” (NAME) explained as she walked over to the snack table and set down a tray of carrots and other various vegetables. “DUUUUUUDDDDEE GET IT OFF OF THEREEEEE! NO VEGETABLES!!” Alfred whined. “Seriously Alfie, suck it up. It’s a vegetable, it’s good for you. So, shut up have eat some broccoli.” “I eat plenty of French fries, which are made of vegetables.” “Alfred, French fries are made from potatoes, and potatoes are starch. Now be a good boy and eat a carrot.” “NEVER!” He shouted and ran away deep into the crowd The rest of the story: http://maxernest.deviantart.com/art/I-like-Vegetables-AmericaxReader-370326839