#maxgivings

[guns-in-legs]

i leave for swerves bar to drown my sorrows only to denied then i come to the med bay and someones licking amby

[guns-in-legs]

Jelly beans...thats another name for humans right???

[guns-in-legs]

*BUSTS IN THE MEDBAY*

HELP I GOT SICK BEATS

[guns-in-legs]

i am heavy weapons guy

and these

*pats legs*

are my weapons

[guns-in-legs]

Orion Pax-a-Lunch Orion Pax-a-Punch Orion Pax-a-Cronch

[guns-in-legs]

tyrest has fallen!

i, fortress maximus, now enforce the tyrest accord!

[guns-in-legs]

@doyourequirefirstaid

*knocks head on habdoor*

[guns-in-legs]

i fully appreciate the luna 1 staff equally red alert, cerebros, and… *reads smudged writing in servo* prndl