#maxim asks

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We love a short king. How often do your boyfriends pick you up like a wet cat?

"First of all: How dare you. I'm the same height as Al and Vox."

"Second of all: No one picks me up like a wet cat 🙄 They hold me like a baby, like I deserve 💅🏻"

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"Happy trans day of visibility! Couldn't round up all the boys for a group pic, but managed to snag one! Everyone in the polycule falls under the trans umbrella, except for Vox, our token cis 💜"

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How does everyone show their affection to you? Are some of your boys physical while others are verbal, financial, etc.?

"Well buckle up for a long answer 😩 "

"Starting with Valentino, he is obviously very physically affectionate, I don't need to go into detail about exactly how. Aside from that, we're also just constantly touching when we're together, I especially like sitting in his lap 💜 He also makes sure I'm fed, one rumble and he's on the phone or in the kitchen cooking up a storm."

"Lucifer is very much an acts of service kind of guy. He made himself responsible for my morning coffee, even if he's not staying at the penthouse with me and Val, and idk how he always knows exactly when I'm gonna wake up so it's the perfect temperature, but he does. 🥰 He's also an excellent gift giver, despite his shitty memory, but I suspect there's a notesapp list that helps."

"Vox is financial. I do have my own money, and I can and do buy my own things, but it feels so much nicer to make Vox buy it instead, especially when it's on the more expensive side, knowing he'll complain, but do it anyway because he loves me 💅🏻 And we fuck like rabbits 😈"

"Alastor is a talker, no surprise there, and admittedly I do struggle with this. It's really easy for my brain to convince me people are lying when it's only words, and there's no actions to back it up. Al understands that, and he does try to show affection in other ways, which I appreciate, but words are still the primary way. I guess it helps that I always look good, so I know that's not a lie, at least 🤭"

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Who's the best and who's the worst to cuddle with? :3

"Best: Valentino. For obvious reasons 💜"

"Worst: Vox. For obvious reasons. Ignore the fact he hacked my tablet when I was trying to draw his dumbass 🙄"

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"Hiya! My name's Maxim and I decided to make one of these ask blog thingies because shit gets real boring when your boyfriends work all day and you're home alone. Ask away! I know you're jealous of my afterlife 💜"

OOC:

This blog is an art ask blog for my OC/Fursona Maxim and the four Hazbin characters he is dating in one big polycule, Valentino, Alastor, Lucifer and Vox! Please read this pinned post thoroughly if you'd like to interact!

- 18+ ONLY!!

- This is NOT a roleplay blog in that I will not be doing private roleplay in DMs or anywhere outside of making original posts and responding to asks

- I will NOT accept in character asks from any canon characters, and I am not looking to partner with any other blogs to be my Val or Al etc. etc

- Do not try to force your own canon onto this blog, I may be extremely picky with any OCs I interact with, if you're a self shipper sensitive to doubles or whatever they're called, this blog is not for you

- While this blog will feature Maxim's boyfriends, Maxim is the focus and asks should focus on him and his relationships, not solely the other characters, outside of any events that may be going on

- MAXIM IS AN ASSHOLE!! In character responses may be rude/snappy/angry, don't let his sweet looks fool you

- Every answer will be drawn! Of course this will take time so please bear with me. Will be anything from a sketch to a full coloured piece of art

- May be picky with asks, please ensure you have read the rules thoroughly for the best chances of having your ask responded to. Any outright rude asks will be ignored and I will block liberally

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Oooo! Love the outfit, looks super cute on you! How'd you manage to win the heart of Moth Daddy and the head of Voxtek?

"Val was actually smitten with me from the day we met, artist's rendition below."

"And this is an artist's rendition of my face when Vox said, and I quote, 'He doesn't have my heart, but he does have a fat ass, and that's why I put up with him.'"

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What was it like meeting Charlie for the first time? :3

"I almost died."

"Now it's been a few years and I would kill for her, but that first meeting was stressful as FUCK."

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Do you let them paint your hooves? If so, who paints them more often and what designs do they usually do?

"We haven't actually tried that."

"I let everybody paint a toe, I think it was good art therapy for the boys, Charlie would be proud 💅🏻 Valentino is probably the only one I'd let paint again as the only one with experience, maybe Luci too, but only on account of him being an artist. Al and Vox were too rough and also can't draw for shit."