hi hi hi hi!!
I wanted to ask.. if maybe i could get a forehead kiss? hahah-
ALSO, i wanna try so badly wanda's cooking!! I mean.. who wouldn't?
(U should open a restaurant, love)
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"Wands!" Pietro calls out loud.
"Da?" ("Yeah?") She calls back.
"Question for you!"
"Listening!"
"No, you need see it!"
"If it something stupid I'm will throwing something to you."
He laughs silently. "Come here, 'witchie'."
"Runner." She murmurs, soft noises from cabinet doors coming from far away.
It takes her a minute to appear, walking to the table with a mug and a bowl of snacks.
"I thinking I like nicknames in sokovian more. So weird in english."
His sister chuckles softly and places the items down before plopping on the sofa with a bounce.
He sits up properly, putting the ball he was fidgeting with on the table and reaches to take chips from the bowl, meanwhile she clears her throat and leans closer to the screen to read the ask.
He slows down before he puts the unhealthy crunchy goodness in his mouth, because he can't not look at her with an affectionate smile when her own face lights up. That deserves a few crunch-free seconds.
"Goodness! I love to cooking, but a restaurant?" She chuckles and sways back a little.
"She love cooking. Often she make food for the team. We love it." His voice is a hint softer as he speaks. He points at her with the chips and then eats it, satisfied.
"Awwww..." She blushes and looks at him.
He swallows. "You cooking absolutely delicious."
"Thank you..." She pouts then glances down, blushing a little in shyness. Then notices her mug and takes it, sipping with a smile.
"If you make restaurant, then I supporting you." Pietro takes the bowl in his lap and leans back on the couch.
The bruenette grins. "I'm not making, but if I do - the name will be on you."
That makes his face light up too.
She points to the camera. Points to you. "Also, you get forehead kiss, yes!"
Second, which one of you is more likely to sleep through an alarm? (That is a question)
Third, how would either one of you react if, out there in the world, there was fanfiction written about you? Follow up, how would you feel if it was smut (as in sex, that’s what that means)? Just wondering 😁
Also, Wanda, how do you feel about Natasha? What would you do if she decided to be a pancake?
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"Hiii, fan, already I recognize you!" Pietro smiles, then grins as he continues reading. "Oh, Wanda. She 'is more likely to sleep through an alarm'."
Wanda scoffs in annoyance and sighs. "True." She says defeated, staring at the ceiling. "I hate to get up too early. No sense." Wanda pouts and slowly moves her heavy head away from the backrest, now facing forward. She's been resting her head at this acute angle for a bit too long while Pietro was scrolling through the inbox, and now her neck is aching a little. She massages it.
"Wands, listen. 'How would either one of you react if, out there in the world, there was fanfiction written about you'. I confuse."
"I know fiction is fantastic literature... so fan-fiction like... is write by fans?" Wanda scrunches her lips to the side and pulls out her phone to google.
"Making sense. Um, I hoping peoples write me cool and badass." He smirks.
"Yeah, fanfiction is fictional writing by fans." Wanda murmurs, focused on her phone. "Ehhhh... I don't know if I like the think-uhhh... thi-thooo-... thought? The thought."
"Make her boring. I deserve shine."
"Hm?" She looks up at him and her genuine curiosity at what she's missing out on makes him almost burst out laughing.
"Nothing, I am just give compliment." He shrugs. "I think kinda cool to read what fans like imagining us."
She grins.
"Okay, ask has more stuff." He leans back forward to continue reading. "'Follow up, how would you feel if it was smut? As in'... Wait, what?! 'As in 'sex', that's what that means'... What?!"
Wanda laughs. "Whaaaaat?"
"Oh, my god." He's staring at the screen weird.
"Why they write that, ewwwwww!" Her playful whine turns into uncontrollable giggles.
He's at a loss of words and she laughs even harder because of him.
Seems like she's not that much of a stranger to this genre of works, but it never occurred to her that she, or even he, can be a subject of it too, now that they are 'kinda' famous.
Slowly he turns to look at her, partly being playful, but mostly genuine, and is expression makes her wheeze - his eyebrows are pulled tight, his eyes are narrowed, and his upside down smile is so exaggerated his lower lip is jutted out.
He opens his mouth to whine in a high-pitched voice. "Why will people writing dirty fanfiction with my sister... What the fuck..."
She can't take a proper breath. Wanda slowly descends down forward on the couch.
He bursts out laughing and wraps a hand around her.
She is shaking with laughter so powerful she's not making any sound.
"Wanda, breathe..." He manages. "I don't... want to be... sisterless..."
A few minutes later they've mostly managed to calm down.
"My. God."
"I have not laugh like this in so long." Wanda sighs with a smile, staring at the ceiling. Then giggles softly.
They're laying down like ying and yan.
"Me too."
"I need water." Slowly she gets up and walks to the kitchen area.
"Can you get and for me too?"
"Yep!"
"Thanks!
He stretches and sits up, staring at the place for a few seconds. Then glances at the laptop. He scoots closer to read the ask again. Now he remembers that there were more questions to it. Oh, and the next ones are for Wanda.
"There is more questions." He blurts out. "In same ask."
"Oh, god."
Same ask = similar theme.
"They also asking 'how do you feel about Natasha'."
She slows down her movements for a second.
"How I feel. I feel normal? She is team." The younger twin shrugs, playing it off almost believably nonchalant.
He bites his smirk. And nods.
"Okay. Also, 'what would you do if she decided to be a pancake'?"
"What?" She chuckles. "Is this like a metaphor for something I don't know?"
"I have no idea." He presses his lips thin. His cheek muscles betray his efforts to hide how these questions amuse him. "Answer literally." He shrugs.
She comes back with two water bottles.
"Emm... I love pancakes." She sits back down. "But, um, if Natasha is pancake, then I not eat her..."
"But I can name pancake to be called Natasha."
Wanda side-eyes him.
"I will not, but I can. Your answering is affected."
"Is not! Ugh, okay. If someone turn Natasha to pancake, then I not allowing anyone to eat her until we find way to make her back normal."
She looks at him. Waiting for approval.
He looks at her. Rendering judgement.
Then he just bursts into giggles, because this whole conversation has gotten ridiculous.
She is grinning. Her eyes move from him back to the ask.
"This is long now. Okay, byeee! Next question!"
"Wooooooo!"
"Oh, wait, question asks 'what if she decided to be a pancake'..."
Question for Wanda: Hey. It's Nat. *sigh* Look, I didn't want to do this, but Yelena keeps bugging me to give her your number. You cool with that?
Question for Pietro: Still Nat. Basically the same question, but this time the request for your number is coming from the Bishop girl. How did I become everyone's phone book?
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"Fact that I know this not Natasha." Wanda smirks.
Pietro chuckles quietly.
"Try to get my number, hmmm?" She scrunches her nose.
"I feel like popular celebrity person." Pietro crosses his hands behind his head and leans back on the couch. "Deserve."
QUESTIONNNN for Pietro but Wanda can answer too. Just a simple question! Nothing behind it!!!
Do you like Swiss cheese? Yknow, the cheese with a bunch of holes in it? Lots of holes. Like it’s been shot up or something. I bet it didn’t see that coming.
Byeeeee 😛
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"Cheese!"
"Cheese?"
"We have cheese question!"
Pietro chuckles and sits up to glance at the screen properly. He was sitting upside down on the couch.
"Swiss cheese. 'Bunch of holes', 'lots of holes'... Read, this ask is so funny!" Wanda giggles and puts the laptop on his lap.
"Oh, this question for meeee!" He beams. "Hmm. We never before try swiss cheese. Have ask Tony." He looks at Wanda. "Will we eat air if we eat cheese with holes?"
"You eat air when eat snacks...?" She rolls her eyes.
He looks back at the laptop and grins, enjoying annoying her. "I eat air."
"No, you not."
"Do."
"You really think...?" She looks at him deadpan with a raised eyebrow, not really buying his like of thought.
He sees her face through the reflection of the shiny frame of the screen and gives his everything to not burst laughing.
He shifts and rests the side of his face on his palm, elbow on his knee, so she won't see his face.
She has long hair, what is he supposed to do...?
"Yes?" He shrugs. "Why no? Do eat air."
"Not."
"Do."
"Ughhhh, noooooot."
"Doooooo."
"Noot."
"Do!"
"Not."
"Do."
"Not."
"Do."
"Not."
"Do."
"Not."
"Not?"
"Do-NO, NOT-" Wanda barely catches herself.
"HA!" Both jolt and point at the other.
"I GOT YOU!"
"No, because in english can say 'do not' and is same as when just say 'not'." She smirks. "So you play me, but I too play you."
He thinks for a moment.
He's more so flabbergasted that she managed to find a way out of this.
"Oh..."
English is weird.
He pressed his lips thin.
"Oh, you see." Pietro shakes his head. "I get you. You just wait."
"Continue dreaming." She mutters, absolutely amused and pleased.
He scrolls to the next question with a hidden smile.
How would you describe everyone in one word at the tower??
⧗
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"Ohhhhhh, my god." Wanda starts giggling to herself when she reads the question, images flashing in her mind.
"That's three words." Pietro smirks at her and she laughs harder. He chuckles, but tries to keep it cool, as if he's the more composed one out of the two. "I will say... and I know 'chaos' is her thing, but! It really is chaos in here."
"We have sooo many personalitis in one place, some situations be very funny!"
"I will say Clint is very crazy."
"Oh, yeah." She immediately starts nodding sideways, then ends with a big up-and-down nod.
"This guy, we get along very well. I don't understand what he say sometimes, but then he speak more simple and then we back in the game."
"They like steal socks." Wanda deadpans.
"Wha-nooooo?" He looks at her, offended.
"What you mean 'no', I see you!" She accuses.
"You no see me, because I not do it." He lifts his chin up with a false air of superiority.
The bruenette shakes her head again, this time in resigned denial. She crosses her arms loosely and leans back on the couch. Her face softens.
"At least they give socks back." She shrugs. "Sometimes too late, but they do. I think Natasha yell at Clint once and scare him, so he stop no return them."
"Stop talking about socks!"
"Oh, yeah? Now you ask like I ask you many times! See what is like?"
He sighs dramatically. "You know what? Magic them. For when next big laundry day. I think it will funny when Clint see the socks glue to him."
She snorts and hides her mouth behind her hand, silently vibrating with laughter.
Pietro turns to the screen. "Yeah, so, ladies and gentlemen, with us in the mix, word for 'describe everyone in the Tower' is 'chaos'."
"Agree. Absolutely chaos."
The older twin leans forward and is about to go to the next question, but stops and turns to glance back at his sister. "... But maybe they expect that word."
She blinks at him and then somewhere in space. "I really can't think other words for this place."
Wanda, what do you think about Nat? Has she forgiven you for stealing her jacket yet (don't tell her but you look better in it, your fashion sense is iconic (and hot) 🤭🤭)
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Wanda's eyes widen for a moment, but then she immediately wills her face back to seriousness, pretending to be more concentrated than she is.
Pietro discreetly glances at her without even turning his face to actually face her.
"Natasha is cool? Yeah. Ummm..." She rubs the tip of her nose. "About her jacket, uhh... I give it back, but she tell me I can wear, annnnd... now sometimes she wear, sometimes I wear." She reaches with one hand to scratch the back of her scalp, and then moves half of her hair behind her shoulder. "But I think her jacket look better on her, because she the original uuuuhh... ownnnn... What is the word... owner?" The younger twin tilts her head towards him, but still stares at the screen.
"Owner, yeah." He bites both of his lips.
Wanda nods. "Original owner. First choice, her taste, she know her body best. You know, fashion style. Sooo, yeah... I don't know."
A few seconds of silence follow and she chuckles awkwardly.
"It's a cool jacket?" He tries so hard not to laugh.
"It's a cool jacket, yeah." She immediately agrees, gaze running away from him towards her side of the table.
