▼: Senpai-related response.
▲: Smug, sly offer to lower expensive alcoholic beverages down your throat
▲: Hasty assurance of my ability to pay for them and your disobligation to purchase your own alcohol.
▼: Acceptance of offer on the condition that you dont take advantage of my drunk ass.
▲: Clever circumvention of the condition.
▲: Refusal to outright accept condition and still-hasty inquiry as to what type of drink you might enjoy.
▼: Suspicious glaring, then request for a sex on the beach with sugar on the rim on the pretense that yolo.
▲: Successful attempt not to crack up as you name your preferred cocktail and request to the bartender for said cocktail.
▲: Amiable grin and sincere expression of interest as to your favored activities and interests with accompanying glances at the bartender to note his progress producing requested sex on the beach.
▼: Laundry lists of various activities that I enjoy, if only to keep you pacified.
▲: Eager platitudes of enjoyment of most of your listed activities and subtle suggestion that the two of us pursue one of those activities together.
▲: Quiet sigh of relief as the bartender finally makes available the sex on the beach you asked for and passing of said cocktail into your hands.
▼: Inquiry about the possibility that your hand may have slipped and spilled some sleep inducing drugs into my drink.
▲: Lighthearted chuckle and reply in the negative with half-joking explanation of my refusal to touch such drugs and the sufficient honor I possess which would not allow me to in conscience slip said drugs into anyone's drink, especially a cutie such as yourself.
▲: Still-half-joking elaboration of my insistence on getting people to do my bidding based on my charm and alcohol alone without the aid of performance enhancers.
▼: Silent sidelong glances and consideration of any exit strategies I may require as the evening progresses.
▼: Eventual attempt to preserve my good name by assuring you that I don't usually come to this type of place.
▲: Forcedly calm inquiry as to your reasoning for perusing the rest of the establishment.
▲: Placid agreement regarding your good name preservation by means of presumptuous decision that you're too good a guy to frequent a bar like this.
▼: Noncommital yet hasty shrug and comment regarding the attractiveness of our fellow patrons. Vague suggestion that you should possibly attempt to capture their attention.
▲: Sigh of resentment and painful swallow.
▲: Murmured apology for my unintended creepiness thus far.
▲: Sallow-faced request to "start over" at the beginning of the conversation.
▼: Sudden and inexplicable change of heart and attempt to patch up any feelings I may have hurt in the crossfire.
▼: Agreement to begin again.
▲: Pleasant greeting and introduction.
▼: Similar introduction and secret reassurance now that I know your name. That will surely strengthen the police report.
▲: Request to remove your drink from your vicinity as a peace offering.
▼: Indifferent compliance with said request, despite the forlorn feeling I now have without a drink.
▲: Realization of your regretful expression and offer to obtain a virgin version of the cocktail you were just drinking.
▼: Assurance that that won't be necessary, I can surely afford my own.
▲: Nod and pleasant smile. Repeat apology concerning my previously gimmick-y come ons.
▲: Confession concerning my slight attraction to you and pathetic plea for you to accompany me on a date sometime.
▲: Clearing of throat and submissive removal of pointy anime shades.
▼: Unsuccessful attempt to stifle my giggle at your exposed face.
▼: Flustered agreement to attend suggested date.
▲: Extreme pout in response to your non-stifled giggle instantly replaced by an excited expression after you agree.
▲: Breathless thanks and inquiry as to what day and time are good for you.
▼: Somewhat embarrassing admittal that I have no plans for the rest of my life. It's your call.
▲: Suggestion that we meet at a much more elegant establishment tomorrow night at seven o'clock followed by query of what restaurants you enjoy.
▼: Struggle for an answer as I suddenly forget every restaurant I've ever been to. Eventual expression of my propensity for Chinese food.
▲: Wide-eyed expression of my equivalent enjoyment of Chinese food and suggestion of a majestically expensive restaurant I've been to a couple of times with the remark that I haven't been there in years.
▼: Embarrassing snort at the very mention of that restaurant and amused remark that I couldn't even afford a fortune cookie there.
▲: Tilt of head from side to side and offer to pay for the both of us, preemptively insisting that at present I am reasonably wealthy.
▼: Inquiry as to what type of guy you think I am and how you figured it out so fast. Agreement to accompany you on this venture into the frivolous as long as I'm not expected to pay.
▲: Eye-rolling smirk and expression of thanks for your agreement to come along with assurance that you can order anything you like and needn't restrain yourself or fret over paying me back.
▲: Questioning repetition of the suggested day and time with accompanying query as to whether that's still good for you with yet accompanying note that it isn't carved in stone.
▼: Nod and uncomfortable shifting as I'm unsure what to do with myself now.
▲: Statement that I'll see you tomorrow night and cautious move to place a small kiss on your cheek.
▲: Questioning eyes in your direction in case you are uncomfortable with that gesture.
▼: Blushing acceptance of your kiss with an awkward attempt to return it that ends up somewhere on your chin. I loathe myself.
▲: Light chuckle at your return gesture and anticipatory bid of farewell.
▲: Earnest expression of thanks for your forgiving nature earlier on.
▲: Embarrassed promise that I'll be far less chauvinist during our date, and that if a relationship is to bloom as a result of this date I'll only go as fast as is comfortable for you.
▼: Sincere smile and wave as I quickly abscond to keep from humiliating myself further.
Bless this person for all eternity. X3
