prince of salt

𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔪𝔬 𝔣𝔞𝔴𝔫 spooky cute deer boy just trying to make his mark on the world. about • ask • faq buy me a ko-fi!

[guooey]

[bigtittygothmom666]

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[holmes-ja]

Adrian's very fond of Rocky's weird wet space blob thing, but even the most patient Eridian can only listen to so much chewing before they lose it.

Also I gave Grace a back brace cos I figured he'd need it while getting used to Erid's gravity. Also dude's been living on nothing but taumoeba for however long which I can't imagine is nutritionally complete.

Captions in alt text, btw

[perfectday1972]

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

[libertineangel]

Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[cop-disliker69]

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

[argumate]

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

[hungry-hobbits]

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

[greelin]

went to high five my husband the other day and his kneejerk response was to try to bite my hand rather than like. high five back

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[sufjansjoy]

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

[monkeywiki]

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[peaceandlove26]

my quick attempt at a g6-style luna design… i doubt any sort of g4 luna plot points will happen in g6, but i’ll be happy if she shows up at all lol!

[kosmogrl]