#may whines

[colorespectrum]

me, about dragon age: we should probably stop clinging to the past games and move on to new characters and stories

also me: here's a list of characters from past games that I still want to romance and you keep failing to deliver

[colorespectrum]

Me, playing Dragon Age Origins with a female warden: ok I think I'll romance Zevran or Leliana this time

Alistair: Soooo, what would you do if someone told you that they loved you?

Me: NO, ALISTAIR, GODDAMMIT

[colorespectrum]

personally I hate when I see motivational stuff on the lines of “your life is as good as you make it......... everything depends on you..........” LIKE WOW THANKS, I BARELY HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO SURVIVE FROM DAY TO DAY BUT NOW I SEE THE LIGHT AND I MAGICALLY FEEL DISPOSITION BLOOMING INSIDE OF ME AND THIS DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL EVEN MORE PRESSURED AND STRESSED AT ALL, THANKS FRIEND

[heavymetalbrokemoncoeur]

It's been nothing but panic attacks and crying into pillows and self destructive thoughts and crushing loneliness this weekend. I'd like a refund. And a drink.