I kinda hate when I do my wrapup before the first cos I have no idea what my final page count will be seeing as I will start a new book later today but…it is what it is 😂
Books finished: 25
DNF’s: 9 😬
Pages read: 6,012
Hours listened: 108.7
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-Among the Wildflowers by Anita Kelly*
-Lights, Camera, Love by Natalie Murray
-A Grim and Sunken Vow by Ashley Shuttleworth (reread) 🎧
-A Wild and Ruined Song by Ashley Shuttleworth (reread) 🎧
-Graceless by Ruby Landers (reread) 🎧
-Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall (reread) 🎧
-Charlie by Diane Fox Downs & Lilian Obligado (reread)
-Love Looks Like Lola by Cody Daigle-Orions
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-Ladies of the Knight by Fiona Marchbank*
-Never After by Alexis Hall
-Shapes of Love by LV Peñalba*
-Hold Me Like a Grudge by Celine Ong*
-Honour & Heresy by Max Francis
-Outdrawn by Deanna Grey
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-A Cruel and Fated Light by Ashley Shuttleworth (reread) 🎧
-Drawing Nudes While Making Other Plans by Zoe Gaetjens*
-Bad Queer by Gayathiri Kamalakanthan*
-Highly Suspicious and Unfairly Cute by Talia Hibbert
Here is what I thought of these! As well as some video essays I LOVED because I eat those up!
The Time I Got Drunk and Saved A Demon by Lemming:
A hilarious romantasy adventure romp! Our Heroine, Cin, has to team up with a demon to go on an adventure when they find out that their goddess possesses demons to attack people and the only way to stop her is to destroy her sacred items. It's laugh-out-loud funny one minute and sweet, romantic, and very spicy the next. I would highly recommend it! 5/5
The Death of Jane Lawrence by Starling
In a Victorian AU world, Jane doesn't want to be stuck as a spinster figure of pity with her adopted family, so she agrees to be in a marriage of convenience with a surgeon named Augustine Lawrence. Things seem to be going great until on her wedding night, she is dropped off at the manor house he lives in...at the haunted manor house he lives in. Since Crimson Peak is one of my favorite movies and this book was inspired by it, I had to pick it up and I was not disappointed! Very much had the same vibes but is distinctly its own thing! I liked Jane and her practicality and I loved Augustine and how much of a pathetic meow meow and simping malewife he was for her. There is plenty of scary, gruesome imagery and I kept being so nervous, thinking "how is Jane gonna deal with this?" Plus there was a pretty darn good twist in the last third and I was genuinely surprised by the ending, without giving anything away The only thing is that sometimes the prose is so poetic that it becomes vague, especially one section right before the very end. But I loved it! 4/5
Bride
Okay, so in a nutshell, this is an arranged marriage story between the vampire Misery and the werewolf Lowe, since the vampires, werewolves, and humans have been in constant conflict. For what I liked, the book was really funny. I enjoyed Misery's sarcasm, snark, and badassery and the romance felt developed and real. This is infamous for the omegaverse elements in the smut, but it wasn't overwhelming for someone who hasn't read a lot and I heard it's TAME compared to fanfiction. I especially liked Misery's friend Serena and I ADORED her relationship with Lowe's kid sister, Ana, who is so adorable and funny. My only qualms are that the romance felt slow to start, there were a lot of bland, forgettable side characters to keep track of, and the climax felt rushed and unclear. 4/5.
Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Faeries by Fawcett
My favorite book of the month! This tells of socially awkward, incredibly intelligent professor Emily Wilde in the early 1900's. She is a professor of Fairy studies and is off in a tiny Scandinavian village to study the fairies there. Who else should show up but her charming, rakish rival in academia, Wendell Bambleby. They realize how much the fairies have messed up the local villagers and plan to take action. Okay, I LOVE that the fairies and the fae feel so much like the fairy tales and folklore of yore. The author did her homework! These aren't the hot people with wings and six-packs of Sarah J Maas. They are inhuman, immensely powerful, and can bless you or curse you in a minute's notice if you take the wrong step. I adored Emily and she seemed very much coded as neurodivergent with her passion for fairies her fear of offending others by saying the wrong thing and her lack of reading into social cues. And WENDELL BAMBLEBY! My BambleBook Boyfriend. He is a mix of Prince Hal from The Henriad and Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. He is slutty, constantly inviting his Bambleby Booty Calls, and lazy, having his students do all the work, but he begins to genuinely fall for Emily and is as charming and sweet beneath it all as he can be with a subtle element of "touch her, and you die!" It's dryly hilarious and the third act was incredible. The characters were well-developed and flawed, but still compelling, relatable, and likable. I adored this to death and would HIGHLY recommend it! 5/5
Twisted Love by Huang
In a nutshell, this is a brother's friend and grumpy/sunshine romance. What I love about Ana Huang is that she always knows how to pace and develop a romance between two characters AND her spice is top tier. There are a few funny moments, as well as genuinely sweet ones. However, there are all sorts of elements that veneer into the silly to where I don't take it 100 percent seriously. Like, how our main girl just HAPPENS to be friends with a princess of another country at some public university. And that our main guy is 27 yet a billionaire CEO of a whole company...and he just hangs out with college kids! Like?!?!?!!? I say a good 4/5 just because I always like her.
My Throat an Open Grave by Bovalino
What I expected:
What I got:
Ok, so this teenage girl, Leah, is miserable living in her tiny, religious, conservative town. One night, she is sick of babysitting her baby brother and offers him accidentally to the Lord of the Wood and wouldn't you know it! The Lord of the Wood takes him! So the town tells her she has got to go and get him back, though no girl who runs to the forest for that ever returns. So she gets there and...it's this nice, open minded, cottagecore normal ass village. Other than the premise at the beginning, this isn't Labyrinth but a wholesome Midsomar for kids. Though I do like the middle finger to conservative, small town purity culture, it kind of dragged and wasn't that scary and the stakes weren't high. I expected a scary, folk horror journey, but just got kind of "eh, here's a nice cult that doesn't judge you. You know kid, are you sick of your tiny, repressive town? Here's the answer: join a cult!" There is a really good twist, a scene that got kind of spicy and pushed it for a YA book, and I appreciate that the Jareth in this is around her age instead of some grown ass man offering himself to a minor (sorry, but I am in the minority of Labyrinth who thinks Sarah was right. She made the right choice at the end), it felt like it wasn't the heroes journey I expected and got kind of bland. 3/5
Bonus, My Favorite Video Essays:
The Dark Romance Community is Mad at Me: Okay, this girl, A Model Who Reads, posted a TikTok showing her surprise that the publishing company she works for was releasing a book marked as a Serial Killer Sexual Assault Romance, the dark romance community ATTACKED her in the comments. Here, she explains the problems with it why she isnt' sorry, and her issues with dark romance in full. Insightful, and incredible, and she finally addresses the issue concerning this angry, self-righteous, and unempathetic culture that has emerged recently concerning trigger warnings in media.
Mr. Burns: A Post Electric Video Essay My man, Kyle Kallgren, has done it again! Here, he breaks down Anne Washburn's play Mr Burns, a Post Electric Play, a play that portrays a post-apocalyptic story of a group of survivors recalling a Simpsons episode which then said episode transforms to a staged play to an epic sung through morality opera by the group at the end. He discusses post-apocalyptic media, the evolution of humor, and how humanity always triumphs over adversity. It's funny, deeply human, and chilling and incredibly well researched, in the Kyle KAllgren fashion. Highly recommend it, his channel and all his videos!
May wasn’t great for me when it comes to reading, not only in quantity, but also in quality (or my enjoyment of the books)... There were definitely 2 and 1-star reads this month.
favorites of the month: Just my Type by Simon Garfield was definitely my favorite this month! Second place goes to Are You Seeing Me? by Darren Groth
least favorite book of the month: Under the Volcano by Malcom Lowry
nonfiction books: 1 (goal: 1) - Just my Type by Simon Garfield
classics: 1 (goal: 1) - Howards End by E.M. Forster
poetry: Wessex poems by Thomas Hardy
randomly selected books from my goodreads tbr: Are You Seeing Me? by Darren Groth, Under the Volcano by Malcom Lowry, and How to be good by Nick Hornby
My fave was Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by CB Lee!
This wrapup isn’t 100% accurate cos it’s the morning of the last day of the month and I’m partway through Lady’s Knight with no idea whether I’ll finish it today or not so…it’s missing from the wrapup. I have planned poorly but my wrapup doesn’t fit into my pride month post schedule 😂
Books finished: 25
DNF’s: 8
Pages read: 8,119 - 8,524
Hours listened: 51.5
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-Stars in Your Eyes by Kacen Callender
-Next of Kin by Hannah Bonam-Young
-Silverborn by Jessica Townsend*
-Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by CB Lee*
-Never Thought I’d End Up Here by Ann Liang*
-Shadowgate by Emily Rodda (reread) 🎧
-Sister of the South by Emily Rodda (reread) 🎧
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-Kiss Me, Maybe by Gabriella Gamez*
-Flirting Lessons by Jasmine Guillory
-Where the Dark Stands Still by AB Poranek
-Isle of the Dead by Emily Rodda (reread) 🎧
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-A Fellowship of Librarians and Dragons by J Penner*
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-These Vengeful Gods by Gabe Cole Novoa*
-You Had Me at Happy Hour by Timothy Janovsky
-Undercover with the Heiress by Alivia Fleur
-A Magic Steeped in Poison by Judy I Lin
-A Venom Dark and Sweet by Judy I Lin
-Dragon’s Nest by Emily Rodda (reread) 🎧
-Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove*
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-Amelia, If Only by Becky Albertalli*
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-The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling* 🎧
-Daughter of Chaos by AS Webb* 🎧
-A Lesson in Vengeance by Victoria Lee
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-Vesuvius by Cass Biehn*
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-The Survivor Wants to Die at the End by Adam Silverai
DNF
-All-Nighter by Cecilia Vinesse* (32%)
-Disappoint Me by Nicola Dinan* (9%)
-When Love Gives You Lemons by Steven Salvatore* 🎧 (23%)
-The Wisteria Society for Lady Scoundrels (14%)
-Daughter of Doom by Jean-Claude van Rijckeghem* (33%)
-Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke* 🎧 (10%)
-The Listeners by Maggie Stiefvater* (17%)
-Beyond the Planet of the Vampires by Ulrich Baer* (6%)
I know that we are well into June already, but let’s just pretend I posted this three weeks ago. Ok? Okay.
- the television -
I did not mean for this to happen. When I put Grey’s Anatomy on in the background while cleaning in March, I really did not mean to re-watch the whole series, but somehow it is two months later and I’m nine seasons deep. (I watched seasons seven, eight and nine this month). The later seasons of this show (particularly 8) make me so unbelievably angry - (I could write an entire dissertation on what a human dumpster fire Owen Hunt is) - but I’m just seething and powering through.
To counteract the rage, I watched seasons one and two of Schitt’s Creek - a dumb, and surprisingly charming, Canadian sitcom - as well as season three of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Master of None season two, and the first season of Dear White People.
- the books -
After my mini-slump in April, I rebounded hard in May and read nine books. I’m now 16 books ahead of schedule on my 2017 reading challenge (SUCK IT, GOODREADS). Not all of the books I read this month were good, but the ones that were were so good they almost made me mad.
The not-so-good: The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes by Anna McPartlin and What I Had Before I Had You by Sarah Cornwell. McPartlin’s book is extremely sad, but I couldn’t settle into the writing style or the characters enough to fully enjoy it. Cornwell’s novel had a confusing narrative structure, underdeveloped characters and couldn’t seem to decide what kind of book it was - young adult or adult, magic realism or contemporary. It was a quick read, thankfully, but not a particularly enjoyable one.
This month, I also read a string of young adult books that are all absolutely amazing. The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas is a vital, timely read that explores race, police brutality, and the Black Lives Matter movement in the lives of teens, especially the remarkable protagonist - Starr. Public Relations by Katie Heaney & Arianna Rebolini is a fun, Harry Styles-inspired story of a woman who works in PR and falls for her client, Archie Fox, as she orchestrates his image-revamp. The Names They Gave Us by Emery Lord is the summer-camp story I’ve always wanted. The cast of characters is so unique and inclusive, and the story packs an intense emotional punch. Grace and the Fever by Zan Romanoff is the perfect novel for anyone who has ever felt self-conscious for loving something “too much” (and also for any One Direction fan). I read it in a single afternoon.
Finally, in May, I read We Should All Be Feminists by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood, and listened to the Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince audiobook, narrated by Stephen Fry.
- the podcasts -
I’ve always loved ReplyAll, but I had never done a deep dive into their archives before. My long commute and dull work days mean that I have plenty of time for podcasts, so I spent the month of May going all the way back to November 2014 with Alex Goldman, PJ Vogt, and (sometimes) Alex Blumberg. Listen if you’re a fan of the Internet, Twitter, and funny, baffling technology stories.
I also stumbled across an interview/conversation podcast from comedian Pete Holmes this month - You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes. I’ll be honest: I find Holmes suuuuuper grating, but it is admittedly interesting to hear two comedians have hour-long conversations about nothing and everything. I only listen to the episodes with people I already know and like, so some highlights are Phoebe Robinson, John Mulaney, Kate Micucci, Andy Samberg, and Josh Gondelman.
- the movies -
With my sister, I rewatched Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix and Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince this month. I also saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 in theatres, and took to Netflix for two comedy specials - The Comeback Kid from John Mulaney, and Thank God for Jokes from Mike Birbiglia.
- the music -
Hi, my name is Cristina, and I miss One Direction.
But! The boys have started to release their solo work, so there is still new music to look forward to. In May, the first of the bunch (and my personal fave), Harry Styles, put out a full album and it is. SO. DAMN. GOOD. I want to live inside it. Tickets to his first solo tour went on sale last week and I dropped a distressing amount of money, but I will be seeing him perform live in 381 days! WOO. Seriously though, even if you never got into 1D, you should listen to Harry’s album - I promise you won’t be disappointed.
- the miscellaneous -
This month, I went to Las Vegas for the first time. It only took a few hours to come to the conclusion that I do not have the correct constitution for that town, but there is some A+ entertainment available to those of us who do not enjoy clubbing or drinking dozens of watery margaritas. While I was there, I went to see Le Reve, a Cirque Du Soleil show with truly impressive acrobatics, synchronized swimming, and a confusing plot, and Celine Dion’s concert at Caesar’s Palace. Celine is a Canadian icon, and so talented, but I was surprised at how emotional I was watching her perform. At one point, she started singing Beauty & the Beast, and I burst into tears. Live music + Disney = kryptonite for my tear ducts, apparently.
I hope you’ve been having a wonderful start to the summer, and, as always - happy reading, watching & listening!