#mayapuckerman

[the-jacob-puckerman]

mayapuckerman replied to your photo: Happy Halloween!!!

Wait what happened to Tarzan?

Tarzan is still on. This is just from last year.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Welcome back to the land of the living, Mr. Puckerman. How are you holding up?

Thank ya thank ya. I’m feel really sore and I have a great big headache. But other than that, I’m happy to be alive. Thanks :). How are you?

[kickass-ezzy]

@Maya

Call Me Maybe? What the fuck is that? Gangham Style isn't too bad.

[kickass-ezzy]

mayapuckerman replied to your post: Let's play don't forget the lyrics! "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, _ _ _, _ _ _"

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT SONG

maverickhudson replied to your post: Let's play don't forget the lyrics! "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, _ _ _, _ _ _"

If I didn’t disapprove of you before, I sure do now.

@Maya: I didn't realise it was a requirement for everyone to know of it.. From the lyrics, it seems like a song I'd fucking hate I'm glad I don't know it.

@Maverick: You're telling me this as if I care...

[its-kyleevans-blog]

First, don't ever change your sidebar. Second, I miss you.

Right? Everyone loves it. Ohh, miss ya too beautiful. When are you gonna be back in Vegas?

[its-kyleevans-blog]

YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT RUNNIN' AWAY, BEATING LIKE A DRUM AND IT'S COMIN' YOUR WAY

Why do you like that song so much woman.

[its-kyleevans-blog]

Did my dirty jokes get sent?

I have they all saved, for future use. Ya missing my attractive face in sunny LA?

[its-kyleevans-blog]

A lot of shit went down while you were gone, so I'm headed out to Los Angeles to hang out with Elise. I've got some time to spare on the flight, so I'm spamming you with dirty jokes I find online. Ready? Here we go.

I'll miss ya pretty face and yeah, I'm seeing all the shit went down. Okay, I'm ready bring it all on.