it's all about quality

Jacob Chacen Puckerman. 21. New Jersey Boy. I'm a MegaStud. Don't forget it. Taken by the one and only Marley Rose. If you try to hurt her in any way I will come after you and it's not going to be pretty. She makes me happier than anything ever possibly could.

[a-rosefordanielle]

But it can. Maybe you’ll run by someone who will turn out to be your new friend. Who knows?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Wishful thinking.

[a-rosefordanielle]

Then go out. See the sunrise. See those drunk assholes littering the beach in broad daylight.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Still doesn't change that I'm...all by myself.

[a-rosefordanielle]

Well okay.. What have you been thinking too much of, then?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Breing alone in a dark room. I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm starting to see things.

[a-rosefordanielle]

Is it about..y’know..her?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

I don't know who you're talking about.

[a-rosefordanielle]

You wouldn’t ask if it’s just nothing, would you? What is it?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

It's okay. It's a pathetic reason. I don't like being by myself. It makes me think too much.

[a-rosefordanielle]

I doubt you would ask if everything was okay. What is it?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

But you're busy so it's fine.

[a-rosefordanielle]

Just playing with Bailey. What’s up?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Okay. It's okay. Nevermind.

[a-rosefordanielle]

Come on, Jake. What is it?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Are you doing anything?

[animalsnaps]

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

Do you know how to dye hair?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

With hair color. [rolls his eyes at her] Duh Cookie. I thought you were smarter than that.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

But I ain’t the Simpson with the blue hair.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

But you could have blue hair just like her! Do it!!! You should do it. Dye it blue. Do it.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

Who dat?

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Dat be you Margie

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

JAKE.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

DANIELLE MARGARET!

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

[POUTS]

[the-jacob-puckerman]

Aww don't pout. You're a cute little old grandma. There's all these wrinkles on your forehead. [pokes her forehead]

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

[giggles as he starts pinching her cheeks] Well don’t pinch it too much or it’ll sag like grandma’s skin. [sticks her tongue out at him]

[the-jacob-puckerman]

[pinches her cheeks one more time] Nah, you already look like a grandma.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

Promise? Even if I do this? [scrunches her face into a sour, wacky look]

[the-jacob-puckerman]

[laughs a little] I promise. [pinches her cheeks while she makes a face] Your face is too cute. [baby talks] Loook at it. Look at the cute face. I could pinch it all day.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

In-Person || Dake

[a-rosefordanielle]

Yeah. You’ll be getting sick of this face for real this time around.

[the-jacob-puckerman]

[smiles a little] Nah. I don't think I'll ever get tired of that face.