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sometimes he is a brat

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Liking someone who has no interest beyond friendship with you is the most torturous thing any one can endure WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

I really like your new icon. :D It's really adorable. :D Why is Joey so adorable? :)

She's like every good aspect of myself thrown into embodiment. Das why. Joey is flawless

so marta needs to get off work because I'M BORED WITH OUT HER MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE HELP.

Me: It's still cheaper if I used hundred dollar bills to wipe my ass for a week and also drove in circles for an hour on the way to the airport.

Me: And THEN left a trail of ones from the airport to the hotel.

Me: And paid the cabbie in solid gold.

Amy: Yeah.

Me: And then made it rain on some hookers.

Amy: So we'll be flying then?

you guys are too horny.

you should have been here last night

there was like 7 sex paras going on at the same time o.o

#maybe i exaggerated