STAR WARS EPISODE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Jessi. 34. She/Her. Sapphic Ace. Red Menace. The A in LGBTQIA is for ACAB. ig: lukeskythejediguy

[dogpuppy]

We’re talking about a toy fart gun. Farts is innocence

[cloacacarnage]

Fri

Day

Night

[miamaimania]

░▒▓ Mixed Signals ⌇ Your connection is unstable

[when-you-fail]

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[louisegluckpdf]

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[witchrealms]

(x)

[konoko]

[bardems]

THE FALL 2006 | dir. Tarsem Singh

[dogpuppy]

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[fwunni]

let’s all stop doing this now

[hardgockcafe]

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]