#maybenotfunny

[doing-life-17-blog]

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[lizmarie93]

Me: I'm eating for two this week, me and my bleeding uterus Pizza Guy: ma'am please just take your extra large twelve topping deep dish pizza and cheesey bread with hot fudge dipping sauce so I can leave Me: my reproductive system is wreaking havoc in my body and we appreciate your business

[swaglord8-blog]

It's my favorite day of the week, Wednesterday

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[swaglord8-blog]

whenever I think someone is stunning and cute I call them electrocute haha get it? eat your vegetables kids

[meatjacking]

a thing

A friendly remind that one time during a sex ed lesson my body decided to make me throw up but not just normally like throw up the kind of sick where you feel like your end is nigh so my teacher gets a box for me to be sick in while walking me to reception and I threw up all up in the box and then we discovered the box had a hole in it and sick dribbled down the stairs and when I was sat in reception I could hear people complain about the sick on the stairs.

The teacher brought it up in class. The lesson was a female anatomy sex ed lesson.

[loafofbread13]

It's Funny

I got pissed when someone I wanted to be with fucked another guy, but I didn't hesitate at my first chance to fuck a girl I didn't even know to try to get past the fact she didn't want me.