[apas-95]

Where do correct ideas come from? Do they drop from the skies? No. Are they developed out of objective evidence? No. They come from works of fiction written by US liberals, and from them alone. They come from three kinds of fiction: childrens TV shows, US highschool's required reading list, and video game storylines.

— Mao Zedong, Where Do Correct Ideas Come from? (May 1963)

[meatjacking]

Moving house is stressful

I'm going to my parents for a bit.

I have a bad feeling July is going to be awful for my mental health.

obligatory lol

[bettyfrancis]

fromsoft pathologic 2 shitpost edition (made with this)

[hemaris]

portrait of a fat little man disgruntled about being picked up 

[whisqrs]

my boyfriend’s been paying more attention to his game than paying attention to me so i decided to teach him a lesson…

[jesternoise]

this makes me so mad i love video games and hate women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queenrojpag]

THE GOOD PLACE, but just the memes (insp)

[egberts]

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

[mysharona1987]

[vegetans]

[micawindow]

me reading my own posts: hmm..  That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet 

[distinguishedbaloney]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[rat-femurs]

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

[chokopoppo]

[calder]

obsidian: so you spend the first act of the game tracking down this sleazy idiot who shot you in the face and buried you alive

me: can i g

obsidian: yes obviously you can give him a footjob. you step on his dick and steal his gay robot and then you have to kill a bunch of fascists to save his life. i was talking

[blackarachnya]

if walter white were a woman everything he did would be girlboss. but unfortunately since hes a man everything he did was cringe and bad i guess

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

it is 1601. i am a 13 year old girl living in london. me and my schooling friends ask our parents for a penny go to see william shakespeare’s newest tragedy hamlet. during intermission we meet in the center of the cockpit and talk fervently about how hamlet and horatio are in love and analyze the dialogue from pervious scenes and decide that they are endgame. when hamlet gets stabbed with the poison foil we start screaming. horatio grabs the cup to drink poison and a mix of shock and exhaustion (i have been standing for 4 and a half hours) hits me so hard that and i fucking die right there

[avatricist]

#villanelle being repeatedly shut down by people she cares about