#mayhemwolf

[phantomdoodler]

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT EGGS ARE AMAZING ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S ON TOAST

THINKING ABOUT EATING EGGS MAKES ME NAUSEOUS THEY’RE DISGUSTING AND SLIMY AND WIGGLY LIKE RUBBER

[allyallstarr]

I was tagged by everlasting-electrons~!

Birthday: October 18th!

Sign: Libra (libro lol get it)

Height: 5′1 ;u;

Sexual Orientation: uh... tbh i... don’t know? but possibly straight?

Favorite Colors: I tend to enjoy most colors but I love blue the most!

Average Sleep Time: 0v0″ (maybe 5+ hours?)

Lucky Number: 6!

Last Thing Googled: “palmetto bugs”

Word that comes to mind: Wanderer

Happy Place: Hmm... perhaps a place where it’s peaceful? idk tbh

Number of Blankets to snooze with: one!

Favorite Fictional Characters: From the ones off the top of my head... John Egbert and all the Striders from Homestuck, Robert Edward O. SPeedwagon from JJBA, Colress from Black/White2, many more

Favorite Famous Person: Maybe, uh, Kevin Hart?

Favorite Book Series: I dont really have a fav. book SERIES, but I do have a few fav. books

I tag jenerallygaming, mayhemwolf, jjbahell, and squintablue!

[allyallstarr]

so yeah this happened and i thought they matched c’;

mayhemwolf bluebirdprice

[allyallstarr]

im never gonna speak about jon when the wolf is around

mayhem will be found

[allyallstarr]

Mayhem: Okay Ally, you have to put three whole eggs into the cupcake batter!

Ally: *literally puts three whole eggs into the batter*

Mayhem: Now mix! *does another thing when she isn't looking at Ally*

Ally: *mixes batter, puts it in the oven* Done! Now we wait for twenty minutes! C:

*ten minutes later smoke fills the whole kitchen*

Mayhem: wHAT THE CRAP!?!

Ally: I PUT THREE EGGS IN LIKE YOU SAID!!

Mayhem: *processing since Ally cannot take directions without being literal* nOT THE WHOLE THIN ALLISON

Ally: o H

Squint: I'LL ORDER CHINESE AGAIN BUT THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW GUYS!

[allyallstarr]

Squint: HEY GUYS look

Mayhem:? What is this?

Squint: TURN TABLES YOO :D

Squint: *tries to scratch/turn record things*

Squint: *everything malfunctioNS*

Squint: i

Ally: oh myGOD

[allyallstarr]

HEADCANONS (THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE CANON) IN SQUED MANSION AU

Ally has insomnia

Psych sometimes sings karaoke (whether at the house or somewhere else)

Mayhem can only cook rice. That’s it. Oh yeah and cupcakes.

Jen likes to build weird things like robot stuff 

Grace has a Vocaloid body pillow (she hides it)

Squint has a couple of old records from the past (music records)

Ally and Squint sometimes stay up late while everyone is sleeping and make up cheesy pick-up lines (Squint also stays up in his red underwear. No one questions the red underwear loving guy)

Ally and Mayhem try to bake casseroles and stuff but it just ends uP IN GIANT FLAMES

SQUINT KNOWS HOW TO WORK TURN TABLES YO

Psych and Jen like to study the universe together

holy cow this got long lol

Ally and Psych like to blast and sing Canadian music like Ordinary Day by A Great Big Sea

Grace sleEPS IN THE BATHTUB WITH HER VOCALOID BODY PILLOW

RUB-A-DUB-DUB GET OUT OF THE TUB GRACIE GRACE

also pls add more Squed i’d like to see what u come up with ;v;

[allyallstarr]

Ally: oh my gOd thIS IS AWESOOOOOMMME!!

Psych: OKAY YEAH BUT VIDYA GAYMES BRUH WE HAVE VIDEO GAMES

Jen: HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS HUUUGE

Mayhem: IMMA COOKER *burns the rice cooker* OH MYg OD HEL p ME

Grace: no t iN THIS HOUSEHOLD

~later on~

Squinty: why dID I EVEN AGREE TO THIS???