Mayoplomat
Knock, knock! What’s that? A single mayonnaise bottle stands in front of your door, adorned with a pink ribbon. There’s also a little note attached to it. If you care to read it, you will find only three words written on it:“Stay healthy, kid.”
“W-Who the hell gives mayonnaise as an accordance gift?!”
Valor played with the frilly pink ribbon that decorated the bottle of mayo. Something so simple absolutely bewildered the diplomat, who had received many strange diplomatic gifts in his time. He removed the ribbon and carefully examined the label of the bottle.
“I know I probably shouldn’t be concerned, but...” He paused. “I’m...not...eating this...”
Deep down, Valor McKinney very much appreciates your diplomatic gesture, mayo-anon. In his own, Valor-y way.
