There is no reason for bland condiments to be this popular
Ketchup?? A lot of people somehow like. IT’S BLAND AS SHIT! Disgusting. Revolting. Get it away from me. Mix some curry powder and salt then come back to me. Also, Mustard has no reason to exist. I’m fairly certain if mustard wasn’t a thing the world would be exactly the same. Normalize using Subways Southwest Sauce and Taco Bells Creamy Jalapeno Sauce instead of ketchup and mustard. Also, mayo can stay for sandwiches, but people who put them on fries don’t get to Party With Lucifer and the Gang when they die.

















