#mazhe

[paristexasfan]

IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS RECENTLY

[catto-ohno]

Okay so, brilliant thought.

Y'know how people call france a frog as an insult and it is actually a slur (fun fact)

Well what if france was autistic and hyperfixated over frogs.

What if then?

"You're a frog"

"Zhe animal?? Or??"

"???"

"I'm asking a valid question because if you mean like zhe animal zhen zhat's a compliment"

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"You insult a frog again and i will fight you."

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Casually infodumps about frogs to matthew who will also talk about nature in agreement.

Matthew tells Mazhe about new frogs that have been discovered or shows them pictures of frogs he's seen on his hikes along paths in forests and lakes and ponds.

@modernday-jay @marspies @ashafox @frukmerunning

[catto-ohno]

MAZHE DEFINITELY SIMPS OVER THE VAMPIRE LADY I ACCEPT NO CRITICISM

Arthur is jealous until he learns abt her too and then they both simp over her like the pansexuals they are.

Also in the jealous state antonio told arthur

"This is exactly how they were when they fell for jou"

"Really?"

"Yeah they wouldn't stop talking about jou it was super annoying but seeing them happy was worth it."

[catto-ohno]

hey! not sure if this is already on your blog somewhere but how did you come up with the name mahze for france? i think it suits them so well! just curious about how you came to your headcanons about them :))

Ah!! I put it on my pinned post! The tag is written down on it in the tags section

[catto-ohno]

Hot fucking idea i just came up with

If you have a loose fitting binder and you're chilling around the house and dysphoric as hell just put on that and some comfy pants and whatever else you want like a shirt maybe or cozy socks and vibe with it

Or even draw a character in it bc cozy and they could be doing anything around the house.

[catto-ohno]

I was watching some "mamma mia" and "hip" animation memes because they were on my youtube recommended thanks to skaroy and they gave me an idea.

So Mazhe being this hitperson(hitman/hitwoman) and Arthur being a mob boss or some shit.

Mazhe gets orders to kill him and they figure out he's at a party.

So they go there all nice and pretty and gender neutral causing both men and women to drool over them- as you do when being genderfluid.

The seduce him because he's a horny pansexual.

Though oddly enough- the order gets called off.

They carry it on just before they start taking their clothes off and they go:

"Sorry, darling, but I need to go."

"Wh- wait a second, something is suspicious about you."

"Well, if zhe order wasn't called off zhen you would 'ave died 'ere but zhat's besides zhe point. I'm demisexual."

They sneak out the window and Arthur looks out and they're not there and he realises.

"Shit"

He fell for them.

@modernday-jay @marspies @grapeautumn

@neon-spirals you. imagine it as gilbert instead of mazhe if you'd like. Except the dumbass trips out the window and thats why arthur fell for him.

[catto-ohno]

I'm gonna casually just go off about the hero villain au ok thanks-

Mazhe is a hero and arthur is a villain.

Mazhe is known as Vswi (which is caesar code for rose ;>) their power is to give a portion of their soul to something that doesn't have one, and they continue living through that thing as well. They have two robots who have parts of their soul and they both help fight bad guys. One of them is blye (the colours on it are blue and white) and the other is ponk (pink and white) they both have a ceramic esc design as if it belonged on a china dish but to their respective colours. Blye is bigger and buffer and is the tank pretty much. Ponk is thinner and more skilled in being fast and dodging. Ponk also has a baton that mazhe painted to be shiny and pink. Ponk and Blye can hear but they can't talk, their sight is used via scanner hidden in their necks so that leads to them using sign language to communicate with Mazhe. They both have thought and common sense so they both have their own personalities and they both consider Mazhe their ren(gender neutral form of mom/dad). Mazhe takes very good care of the both of them and usually when they go home after a battle Mazhe will usually fix them both up by polishing them and fixing up any cracks or any cracked off paint job. Blye is a little different than Ponk, as Blye is aware of mazhe's anxiety and other mental divergence things. So they were programmed with a heart rate monitor for Mazhe and a stress level detector so they can keep an eye on Mazhe during the fight(on the inside of their arms they also have padding to carry Mazhe if needed). Ponk on the other hand is more situational and knows how to act during a dire situation. So if Mazhe needs to get the hell outta there for some reason Ponk is trained and equipped to distract and knock anyone unconscious if its in the way.

Ponk goes by all pronouns

Blye goes by they/them it/its

[catto-ohno]

Continuing from the tags of my last post abt mazhe and iggy

Mazhe actually hid their plushies for a long time because they were embarrassed of them since they are a 27 human year old and over 1,000 country year old being who still owns them. So they hid them under their bed but eventually one night mazhe fell asleep before Arthur (:0) and so arthur saw their axolotl squishmallow and told them in the morning that he witnessed their plushies since he saw the skirt of the bed was moved. Then he showed them all his teddy bears so now they've both realised they're wholesome bastards who love plushies and so they're all welcome on the bed. :>