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["This is boaring,"] The man said, pulling his hair out.
When Mr. Bump got back to the club, some other people raised there hands. This time three people and Toad raised
Hair-being-pulled-out status confirmed! After which we get an abrupt scene change. All at once, the fate of the man, the Manager, Clyde Eastwood, and the entire Ho Ho Christmas production are cast to the wind, never to be revisited. Who knows what The Author thought might be transpiring just outside of the frame? Is it possible that these stories would have been explored in greater detail if only The Author had access to larger pieces of paper, or total pages in the book, or possibly the ability to write with smaller letters on more lines?
These questions can never be answered. I leave it as an exercise to you, dear reader, to please write a fanfic within the Frog and Toad Meet Mr. Bump Cinematic Universe, and possibly stage that real-life Ho Ho Christmas production I asked you all for so many pages back. Hop to it.
Instead, The Author sends our protagonist back to Mr. Bumps (Choose a Job) Club to solicit more suggestions from The People. Participation in the MB(CAJ)C is livelier than ever, with four separate individuals (three human, one bumpy-skinned carnivorous amphibian) offering advice for employment. Presumably something good will come of this, depending on who Mr. Bump might arbitrarily decide to call on.