#mc denali

[thegamingcatmom]

"I don’t wanna hate you" is such a powerful statement though.

[thegamingcatmom]

Okay but imagine MC actually coming with baby, so now you have The Sisters doing everything in their might (yes, that includes playing dirty) to get MC Junior to say their name first.

A whole new kind of sibling rivalry is sparked.

One that even Carmen seems powerless against.

[thegamingcatmom]

Dating Tips with Bella Swan

Listen-

The two menaces asking Bella for dating advice (much) later in The Sisters cause, yknow, she's a human.

And MC is a human.

Do I need to say more?

...

Tanya: *scoots incredibly closer to Bella*

Bella: *thinks she's about to either get eaten or hit on but doesn't wanna say anything in case she truly does get eaten for her audacity*

Tanya: "So..."

Bella: *starts sweating*

Tanya: "You are a mortal...are you not?"

Bella, scared (and curious) where this is going: 👀

Tanya, unhinged unbothered: 👁️👁️ + 🔴

Bella, attempting to crack a joke (dear god): "Uh...I think so? Last I checked? I mean, heart's still going strong and all, hah..."

Tanya: "..."

Bella: *gulps*

Tanya: *scoots even closer*

Bella: *gay panic*

Also Bella: *...Wait what-*

Tanya: "Help me out then, mortal. What kind of establishment would you recommend if one was attempting to...court you?"

Bella: *gay panic intensifies*

Bella: "Uhhh, I...I mean-"

Tanya: 👁️👁️ + 🔴

Bella: "...What?"

Tanya: *dramatic sigh*

Bella: *sweating intensifies*

Tanya, who can´t believe she has to spell it out: "What is your diet?"

Bella: "..."

Tanya: "..."

Bella: "...My...my diet?"

...

Tanya, hissing: "Preboha-!"

Bella, well and truly fearing for her life at this point: 💀💧

Tanya: *takes a deep breath to stop herself from doing something that will land her in the doghouse (...again) because her love has grown quite fond if this mortal indeed...unfortunately*

Tanya, trying to remain patient (and failing miserably cause girl´s got a serious case of blue balls): "I realize your kind struggles with grasping concepts that go beyond the basic needs of ingestion, defecation and rest, but I truly fail to see which part of my question has been too difficult for your simple mind to-"

Kate: *plonks herself down on Bella´s other side, (thankfully) cutting Tanya off and nearly giving Bella a heart attack*

Kate: "Insulting the human? Yeah, I´m sure that totally contributes to getting you laid. Good job, sis."

Tanya: *eye starts twitching*

Bella: *gay panic reaches its maximum*

Kate, without missing a beat: "Get that stick out your ass, will ya? That´s not how you deal with them. Look at her, she´s terrified!"

Tanya: *actually takes a moment to have a proper look at-*

Bella: 💀💧

Tanya: "..."

Kate, snickering: "Always such a charmer."

Tanya, seething: "Fine. You try it, then. Show me how to deal with them, oh great master of romance."

Kate, gloating: "About time someone recognizes my true talent."

Tanya: 😑

Kate: 😁

Bella: 💀💧

Kate: "Alright, human. Eyes on-hello? *sounds of finger snapping* Hey, eyes on-yes, good. That´s a good human. Alright, listen..."

Kate: *pauses for dramatic effect*

Bella: 👀💧

Tanya: 👀

Kate: "...What does one have to do to make those panties drop?"

Bella: *malfunctions*

Tanya, closing her eyes in utter despair: "Pane zmiluj sa..."

Irina, (thankfully) walking up to them: "Hey. Mortal. The Pixie asked for you."

Bella: *girl´s up and on her way so damn fast-*

Also Bella, under her breath: "Thank you, Alice..."

The Unholy Trinity: *watches her go*

Irina: *turns to face her sisters*

...

Tanya & Kate: "...What?"

Irina: "Oh, nothing. I´m merely wondering - how much lower can you two sink?"

Tanya & Kate: 👁️👄👁️

...

Irina: *proceeds to walk away*

Irina, under her breath: "Neuveriteľné..."

Tanya & Kate, at each other: 👀

MC: *walks up to them*

Tanya & Kate, as if a switch has been flipped: 👀...😁

MC: *falters in her step*

Tanya & Kate: 😁

MC: "...Uh, have you guys...done something?"

Tanya & Kate, at each other: 👀

Tanya, folding her hands like the sophisticated Dork she is: "...Whatever are you referring to, love?"

MC, choosing to ignore the pet name (as per usual): "Well, Bella just passed me. I tried talking to her, but it was like she didn´t even realize I was there. She looked..."

Tanya & Kate: 👁️👁️

MC: "...Haunted. Like she´s seen a ghost or something."

Tanya & Kate, at each other: 👀

Kate, putting a hand on her chest in a (fake) display of indignation: "And you think we´ve done something?"

MC, totally unimpressed (cause "yes"): "...Have you?"

Tanya & Kate, at each other: 👀

MC: "..."

Tanya & Kate: "...No."

MC: "..."

Tanya & Kate: 😇

MC: 😑

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GUYS OKAY-

I love their dynamic so much. 🥺❤️

But there´s your confirmation: MC is...different.

...Meaning: Tanya cba about pleasantries when it comes to any mortal that isn´t her mortal. Poor Bella. 😭

Honestly can´t wait till we get to the part where MC´s gonna interact with the Cullens. (Which will be a while yet, fml. 💀)

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Btw: The plan was to work on Chapter 4, but I ended up making this instead cause my brain´s faster than my fingers. 🙃

In my head, we´ve already made it much further down the rabbit hole. 🐇🕳️

[thegamingcatmom]

What to expect when your hooman got toothache... (The Sisters)

Okay but MC noticing her tooth is aching. Af. Like, it's throbbing, yall. The poor thing.

Cut to Carmen and Tanya taking their charge to the dentist (any attempts to get the job done themselves were immediately turned down by MC because thanks, but no fucking thanks). So, the tooth is taken care of-

The dentist, during the whole procedure:

(Cause two sets of piercing eyes are observing proceedings very closely indeed.)

-and all is (somewhat) well again.

Cut to the Denali home where our two mother hens are escorting a rather delirious MC inside. Girl is still high on those painkillers, and very...talkative.

To the utmost amusement of everyone else.

(Even Irina cracks a smile. Almost non-existent, but it's there.)

MC: "Heyyyy, guysss. Guess whattt-"

Kate, who has been waiting for this exact moment all day: "Whattt?"

MC: "The baddest bitches are BACK-"

Carmen & Tanya: *fond eye-rolling*

MC: "And I'M here too!"

Carmen & Tanya: *scandalized spluttering at the realization*

Kate: *loses her shit*

Irina: *doing her best to hide her smirk*

Eleazar: *torn between amusement and fascination*

MC: "Oh hey, wait a-HEY!"

MC: *stabs her finger accusingly into Kate's chest*

MC: *only to cry out in pain cause fuck, them boobs are solid-*

Carmen & Tanya: "Katrina!"

Kate: "...Are you-"

MC: *tries to shush her by slamming her hand into her face instead-*

Kate: *stops her by catching her wrist...most tenderly* (girl's learned from her mistakes and that's beautiful)

MC: "Where was...oh, right-HEY!"

Kate, snorting: "Sup."

MC: "Aren't you ashamed?"

All Denalis except Kate: *thinking about all the times Kate did smt stupid and should indeed be ashamed of herself*

Kate: *thinking about all the times she did smt her family considers stupid and couldn't be more proud of herself*

Kate: "Gotta be more specific than that, snowflake."

MC, without missing a beat: "It's a CRIME."

Carmen, trying to calm her baby: "What is, mi amor?"

MC: *slinks even closer to Kate*

Kate: *no idea where this is going but is ALL for it*

Tanya: *starts seething cause that's a bit too close for her liking-*

MC: *has come to stand very close indeed, noses almost touching*

Tanya: *much too close-*

Carmen: *holds Tanya back by her sweater*

MC, eyes narrowed: "The crime?"

Kate, grinning: "I´m all ears."

MC: "The crime...criiiime..."

Kate: *lifts an eyebrow*

Tanya & Carmen: *slightly concerned*

Eleazar, in awe of the delirious human: "Fascinating..."

Irina, already back to reading her book: "How charming..."

Tanya, still concerned: "Doll...are you al-"

MC: "WAIT-"

MC: *whips around and right into Tanya, who catches her effortlessly ofc*

MC: "Where did you come from?!"

Tanya: "...I-"

MC: "...Oh, wooow-"

MC: *proceeds to trace Tanya´s face with her pointer finger*

Tanya: "..."

MC: "Smooth..."

Tanya: "...🫠"

Kate, not at all amused the attention is no longer on her: "...About that crime-"

MC: *whips back around and right into Kate, who catches her with great pleasure*

MC: "You should be ashamed-"

Kate, starting to get impatient: "Yeah, yeah...I got that. Can we fast forward?"

Tanya, not at all liking how empty her arms are all of a sudden: "Katrina-"

MC, bulldozes right over her: "You should be ashamed for being so...so-"

All Denalis, except Irina: 👀

...Irina, but way less obvious: 👀

Kate: "So...?"

MC: 😠...😐...🥴

Carmen: "Oh dear..."

MC: "So...sssinfully handsome."

Tanya: *indignant spluttering*

Eleazar: "...Fascinating."

Kate: *smiling like the cat that got the cream*

Irina: *very obvious retching sound*

Kate: "...Oh?"

MC: *smiling like a doofus as she leans heavily into Kate*

MC: "Mhmm...truly a crime. You´re a crime."

Kate, all too happy to play along: "Is that so? Hmm...perhaps it´s best you arrest me then, Ma'am..."

MC: "Hmm, perhaps I should. Perhaps I will...bad girl...veeery bad..."

Kate, leaning even closer, eyes darting down: "The worst-"

Tanya: *about to explode-*

Carmen, finally deciding to do something before all hell breaks loose: "Alright, enough you two."

Carmen: *proceeds to carefully pry MC out of Kate´s arms*

Kate: *starts to protest-*

Carmen: *The Look*

Kate: *...wisely shuts her mouth again*

Carmen, cooing as her attention shifts to MC: "Come now, love. Let´s get you upstairs."

MC: *complies without putting up a fight cause she´s about to fall asleep right then and there*

Carmen: *notices and cuts things short by lifting her like one would a toddler (hand cradling the back of her head and all) before making her way upstars*

...Not before throwing the two menaces one last look though.

The Look: 'Behave.'

The room falls silent then.

...

For all of two seconds, before-

Sigh.

Carmen will not be pleased.

...Especially when she learns that one of her antique vases has met an untimely demise.

Again.

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Kate seems to have my heart atm. 👉👈

[thegamingcatmom]

Hello, hope you're well!

It's been a bit since the last time I've dropped a shenanigans thought, so I'm here to do that

We've had thoughts on indirect kisses and lip balm smooches, and we don't know what the first kiss will be like,

BUT may I bring up a thought?

(of shenanigans, that is)

Accidental kiss

How you may ask

Up to you, but my mind just imagined Carmen asking MC to keep stirring the pot as she preps a different ingredient for whatever dish

Kate? Coming up and getting real close behind MC as she puts her head over the crook of her shoulder,

MC too used to Kate shenanigans as she just tries to do her job (or so used to Kate doing something like this, so she just ignores her and focuses on helping Carmen)

Kate:It smells good, what is it?

Or some other dialogue that makes MC turn her head to respond to Kate, but because Kate was already looking at MC whilst MC turns her head towards her?

Accidental kiss or whatever

Tanya was already observing MC and seeing Kate get way too close for her liking and was already seething, but this? Absolute fury

The world is not fair to Tanya any time Kate gets something to gloat about

Any Kate brain rot or thought tends to come from thinking bout your The Sisters fic

So here is another offering of Kate oh great writer

(Puts Kate down and backs away)

-📚

...Did you just offer Kate up to me like some sort of sacrificial lamb?

That´s-

Tysm, love. 😭❤️

RIGHT, so-

I don´t think there´s such a thing as accidental when it comes to The Sisters. Not really. MC might think that when any of them is like "Oh! Well, whoopsie!" and shit. They do pull it off rather convincingly, so I don´t blame MC for being blissfully unaware (as always) here, lol.

But like, they´re vampires. Being deceiving is their livelihood, so any kind of "accidents" or coincidences are anything but.

With that said:

Listen-

LISTEN-

Let´s take your idea (which I love btw) and twist it just a bit:

Accidental kiss well and good, BUT-

It´s not an accidental kiss, it´s an "accidental" kiss. You get what I mean? Let´s say Kate comes in, totally random (sure, Jan), sees MC at the stove with her back turned (which means she´s getting a rather nice view indeed), and what she´s been meaning to do (probs smt annoying) is completely forgotten, thrown right out the window, because-

This is so much better.

She slinks up to MC, wolfish grin firmly in place as her hands reach forward to-

*cough*

...Only to take it down a notch when Carmen, standing not too far off at the fridge, gives her The Look:

'Behave.'

...Her family´s no fun.

(We all know what´s happening in that gif, but when we go with the context provided, it legit looks a bit like she´s going "But Moooom" here, lmao.)

ANYWAY-

Kate´s on the move again, looking not quite as wolfish as before (but still enough for anyone with eyes to see she´s up to no good...as per usual), creeping closer until she´s right behind MC.

And MC?

Unbothered. Cba. Girl just keeps stirring her stew cause Kate being a creep is nothing new to her.

...

A few seconds of silence pass, the only sounds being the sloshing of the stew and Carmen rummaging in the fridge.

...

A bit more sloshing here, some more rummaging there-

...

It´s only when MC has to move to get something-

"Uff!"

-bumping right into Kate, who´s still breathing down her neck (literally), that she decides she´s got enough.

"...Can I help you?"

MC is actually quite impressed with herself for remaining somewhat polite in the face of all that...Kateness.

"Oh, I dunno. Can you?"

The wolfish grin is back in full force.

(Carmen: *Momma mode activated*)

"Katrina..."

MC tries to move past her-

"Actually-"

-only for Kate to block her path.

Sigh.

MC has a suspicion they´re gonna be here for a while.

"Can you just fuck off?"

Fuck being polite.

"Language, mi amor."

...MC has the decency to throw Carmen a bashful look. She can´t help it. Kate just...has that effect on her.

Asshole.

"Dang, why so hostile, lil spitfire? I was just gonna say you can help me, actually."

If it gets Kate out of her face, she´ll do anything.

...Within reason.

"...What?"

Good job.

"Eloquent as always, princezná."

MC wants to slap that smirk off her face so badly-

"Katrina, enough. Leave the poor thing alone."

Thank you, Carmen.

"How come you always take snowflake´s side? I´ve been here first. Shouldn´t I be the one getting special treatment?"

Cry me a river.

"Technically-"

Oh...great.

Tanya walks in, the usual sway to her hips as she makes a beeline for MC. "I was the first. And yet, I manage without wailing, do I not?"

...Understatement of the fucking century-

"I don´t wai...wait, what was that? Manage without wailing?...You?"

One thing MC and Kate can agree on, at least.

"...What is that supposed to-"

"Girls, please. Have we not agreed that the kitchen would remain a safe space for our pupper?"

Safe space?

What does that even...wait-

...Their what now?

Tanya and Kate have the decency to look thoroughly scolded.

And that´s that.

Carmen goes back to her search for...something in the fridge.

...Not before throwing the sisters one last look though:

'Behave.'

Sometimes, MC feels inclined to believe Carmen has some sort of superpower.

...Or maybe it´s the accent. The angrier Carmen gets, the more likely the brunette is to switch to the full-blooded Spaniard she secretly is.

She’s downright terrifying when she gets like that.

"Right...you were saying?"

Let´s get this over with so MC can finally go back to her cooking.

In peace.

Kate blinks at her, looking strangely...lost. As if Carmen´s reprimand has resetted her brain or something.

If only.

"Uh...hello?"

*sounds of finger snapping*

No reaction.

It causes Tanya to regard her sister in mild concern as well, waving her hand in front of her face in an attempt to wake her up.

"...Katrina?"

MC´s pretty certain that no amount of hand-waving could fix what went wrong with this one.

Has someone accidently hit the snooze button? Is that how it works for these...creatures?

"Woof..."

...

"...What-"

"...Excuse-"

Whatever MC and Tanya were about to say, Irina entering the kitchen cut them off.

"Snap out of it, idiot."

*CLAP*

"Ou-HEY! Did you just hit me??"

Such a drama queen. But at least it speaks in full sentences again.

"Someone had to, you were being pathetic. You should thank me - I did you a favor by preserving some of that dignity."

Kate grumbles something inaudible in response, rubbing the back of her head as she does so.

(Tanya seems to enjoy herself a bit too much.)

"And quit the wailing. It was more of a nudge than anything. Perhaps it’ll help with some much-needed rewiring."

This is why MC preferred sticking around the youngest sister. She can almost always count on Irina being just as done with her sisters´ antics.

Right, now that that´s settled-

"I don´t wail-"

"You were saying?" MC interrupts her. Loudly.

...

There´s the slow blinking again.

Sigh.

"On it."

Just as Irina is about to deliver the next nudge-

"What´re you making?"

...Oh.

How...unexpected, after all that...whatever that just was. Almost a bit boring, really.

(That should´ve been clue enough for MC that something was amiss here.)

But also-

"SHIT!"

MC totally forgot about the stew with all that weird shit that just keeps happening in this household. Honestly-

"Tsk, tsk, tsk...language, lil spitf-"

"Fuck off."

Tsk.

"Mi amor...language, please."

"...Sorry."

...

"Are you kid-Why does Carmen get an apolo-"

"Quit.Wailing."

Being reprimanded by a whole room must suck.

A lot.

"Fine, fine! YKnow what-"

Kate nudges past MC, shoving her right into Tanya-

(Who seems most pleased about it.)

-before she goes about dipping her finger-

"Katrina Espinoza Denali!"

...

Fuck.

The Spaniard has returned.

"¡No te atrevas a meter el dedo en ese guiso!"

Uhh-

"But...just a taste-"

...Furred Boots speaks Spanish?

"No me hagas repetirme."

...

A most dramatic sigh escapes the middle sister, turning into a groan halfway through as she withdraws her still hovering finger from the simmering stew.

"Why´s everyone in this house against me?!"

The room lets out a collective sigh, sounding most tired.

One day.

Why can´t MC have one day that isn´t full of...wait-

"Your middle name is Espinoza?"

Kate turns around to regard her with an expression MC can only describe as haunted.

"...No."

...

What-

Tanya leans even further into MC then, pressing close to be able to mumble into her ear.

(Yeah, surely that´s the only reason.)

"Carmen has a bit of a...passion for doing that when she gets angry. She will start naming people. Silly, isn´t it?"

Tanya then proceeds to giggle. Giggle. As if what she just said is perfectly understandable. Perfectly sane.

...O-kay then.

"Uh...yknow what, here-"

Because fucking hell does MC want this kitchen nightmare to be over.

Our girl brushes past Kate, reaching for the wooden spoon still resting in the stew, then scoops up a portion. Completely forgetting about the fact Kate is already standing dangerously close, MC fails to check if the path is clear before turning around-

"Eek!"

The spoon clatters to the floor - dropped in surprise when her cheek collides with something cold.

And as swift as it came, it´s gone again.

"Katrina! You are unbelievable!"

But, apparently, not swift enough for Tanya.

She seems livid.

...What just happened?

"...What do you-"

"Do not dare take me for a fool, sestra!"

Before MC can even blink, Tanya stands before her, effectively blocking her view of...well, anything that isn´t her.

"Will you chill? It was an accident-"

"Accident my ass!"

...Whoa, did She-Devil just-

"Tatiana Dolores Denali!"

Tanya turns to face the Spaniard then.

"¡Ella lo empezó! ¡¿Viste lo que hizo?!"

...Is everyone in this house fluent in Spanish?

Whatever Tanya just said, it seems like it would´ve been better left unsaid.

"¡No me importa quién empezó! ¡Córtalo o seré yo quien lo termine!"

*sounds of snorting*

Irina’s moment of bravery is swiftly cut short when Carmen’s withering gaze falls upon her.

...

*gulp*

"...Sorry."

There are a few seconds of tense silence during which the whole room seems to hold its breath.

...

...

...

"Uh...you still wanna try, or?"

...

"...The stew, I mean."

...

Speaking of-

"SHI-"

*perfectly styled eyebrow raises in warning*

"...-miny Cricket!"

*spanish nod of approval*

After making sure the house isn't in imminent danger of burning down anymore (because someone forgot to turn off the stove), MC goes about stirring the stew once more-

…Only to remember that her spoon is still lying on the floor, red splots scattered across the pristine white tiles around it.

Ugh.

Grabbing a wet cloth from the counter, MC bends down to clean up the mess-

"Lemme help you with that-"

She can´t see what Asshole is doing behind her-

"Don´t.you.dare, Katrina."

...but she doesn´t need to. Tanya´s response is confirmation enough for her:

Nothing decent.

"Alright, that´s enough."

The fridge door falls shut as the brunette makes her way over to the four of them gathered around the stove.

...Well, one of them is still busy mopping the floor while the other three observe proceedings with unveiled...fascination.

...

It is for this fascination that they failed to take note of the approaching storm until it began sweeping them away.

"What-"

"Carmen, cmon-"

"I haven´t done anything!"

(A/N: Which line belongs to which sister? 🧐)

"Out, all of you. Our pequeña needs to eat."

MC has no idea what she´s just been called, but she couldn´t agree more.

She´s starving.

There´s a few more seconds of whining and grumbling and-

...Was that a hiss?

-before, at last, the kitchen falls silent.

MC can´t stop a relieved groan from escaping.

"Exhausting, isn´t it?" Carmen chuckles, a warm smile spreading across her face as she makes her way over to the cabinet containing the dishes.

...How that woman can go from battle-hardened Spaniard to...this in the blink of an eye never ceases to baffle MC.

"Exhausting is putting it mildly. Have they always been like this?"

Now that the floor has been cleared of any evidence, MC goes about filling the plate Carmen has set out for her.

"Exhausting? Yes. They´re sisters," the brunette chuckles again.

Fair point.

"Although..."

MC stops pouring the stew for a moment to regard her.

"They have actually become more...hm, how do I say it...alike over the past few months."

Oh.

"Really? How come?"

...

Another warm smile is all MC receives in response.

Huh.

"Eat. Then we shall see what we can do with that log Katrina brought."

Hell yes.

"Sounds good."

It does. Helping Carmen with her work has become her solace, in a way. It certainly helps with keeping her mind from mulling things over.

Things like the fact that a golden cage has become her home.

"Good," Carmen nods in acknowledgement before making her way over to the kitchen´s entrance. "I´ll be waiting for you in the garage."

And that´s that.

MC goes back to pouring herself some stew, only to pause when a thought hits her-

"Wait, you´re not gonna eat?"

...

"Oh...I had some earlier on the way home."

There´s that smile again. The one that always makes her feel she´s missed a joke.

"I´ll be in the garage."

And that´s that.

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Kate, snickering: "Told you I could do it. Did you see her face?! Hah!"

Irina: "Hm, I certainly enjoyed myself, yes."

Kate: 😑

Irina: 😏

Kate: "Yeah, about that...was that slap really necessary?"

Irina, snorting: "Sure it was. Consider it payment."

Kate: "Payment?? For what??"

Irina: "For making me watch the two of you drooling like starved dogs eyeing a piece of meat."

Kate: "Uhhh, making you? Weren´t you the one who dared me to?"

Irina: "..."

Kate: 😏

Also Kate: "Besides...you seemed pretty comfy to me, leaning against the kitchen counter and watching-"

Irina: "Here."

Irina: *hands over some money*

Kate: 😏

Also Kate: "Always a pleasure making business with you, baby sister."

Irina: 😑

Kate: 😁

Irina, sighing: "Anyway, you think Tanya will find out?"

Kate, smirking: "That you´ve joined the dark side?"

Irina: 🙄

Kate: 😁

Also Kate: "You kidding? Tan´s is much too busy making eyes at you-know-who to notice anything else. It´s hilarious."

Irina: "More like pathetic."

Kate: "Aww, don´t be like that. You should try it too, someday. It´s fun!"

Irina: "...Try what?"

Kate, grinning: "Driving Tanya nuts."

Irina: *makes wretching sound*

Also Irina: "Thanks, but no thanks. I´ll leave the slobbering to you."

Kate, a knowing look on her face: "Uhu, sure...whatever you say, baby sister."

Irina: 😑

Kate: 😏

Also Kate: "But, yknow...I kinda get it. She´s hot. For a human, I mean."

Irina, snorting: "...Right, let´s see how long it´ll last."

Irina: *makes to leave*

Kate: "...She´s different, yknow."

...

Irina: *turns around*

Kate: "..."

Irina: "...We´ll see."

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THIS TURNED OUT SO UNHINGED AND MUCH LONGER AND DEEPER AND A WITH A LOT MORE CARMEN THAN I PLANNED I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED, I´M SORRY. 💀

(That´s a lie actually. I know exactly what I did and I regret nothing.)

This was meant to be a crack thingy (and I guess it was, for the most part), but it kinda turned more fanfic-y the further I got. 😅

But ye, this is pretty much going to be their dynamic later on in The Sisters. Thought I´d give somewhat of a preview. :3

Anyone else living for Kate & Irina teaming up against Tanya for all the "I´m the topdog" shit they´ve (no doubt) had to endure over the past few centuries?

Cause I sure as hell am.

Also: There´s one (spoken) sentence that´s actually part of Chapter 4 as well. I only noticed after writing this post though. Which one do yall think it is? 😏

Also also: I´ve kinda sprinkled some spoilers for Chapter 4 here and there. What do yall think Carmen´s "work" contains? 🤔

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Btw: Anything Spanish was provided to you by Google Translate. So, if there´s any errors or spelling mistakes: yknow who to lynch.

(Meaning: not me, pls and ty.)

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[thegamingcatmom]

Something I find funny

Before you posted when mom almost revealed your secret

A thought came up for me that was just:

Tanya:where's MC?

Irina:I heard Kate say she was gonna take her somewhere

Tanya:oh no...

MC:Kate? Are you sure this is safe?

Kate:don't worry about it

As Kate pushes them way too quickly on a sled before going flying off down a hill, and MC getting injured

Later

MC with a cast on: ☹️

Knowing full well she's not gonna be allowed anywhere with kate and made to sit around and look pretty by Tanya

Tanya pissed at Kate

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Omg-

WHAT-

I feel kinda bad for laughing at this.

Poor MC. 😭

But also:

Kate, you dumbass. 😭

"You were meant to secure, not impair-"

(Who recognizes that line? ;3)

But also also:

There´s no way anyone in The Family besides Irina (bear with me - she´ll come around...some day...hopefully) would actually let it get that far. I´m not sure Kate would let it get that far. Not on purpose, at least.

As in: She´d have a tight grip on that waist indeed. She´d be a fool not to take advantage of it while she can. Having MC pressed up against her all nice and tight, perhaps even reaching behind to claw at her because they are going rather fast, holy FU-

Kate just can´t do things normally.

Sanely.

That´s just not her.

She´s always been one to go the extra mile, even in her human days. That's just what warriors do: They must constantly prove themselves. Whether that be to other ppl, or to themselves.

So, it is only natural that Kate tries her damnest to set a record for the fastest sledding in history.

It goes as well as you'd expect.

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Kate, with a grin that shows way too much teeth: "You ready?!"

MC, who regrets every life choice that has led up to this moment: "...Actually-"

Kate: "Good! threetwoone LET'S ROLL!"

Kate: *pushes the sled with a force that would have sent MC flying, if it wasn't for the rather tight grip around her waist*

That rather tight grip does nothing to squelch the sounds of sheer agony, however...

MC, in the distance:

Kate, in the distance:

Needless to say, they do end up flying.

But, fear not-

Kate the Great is here to save the day, junping after MC so damn fast-

...And yes, dressing up as Spiderman is totally smt she would do.

I mean-

You can bet your ass she'd do it for the sole reason of recreating this exact scene.

...We're not gonna talk about the fact MC's just gonna leave her hanging there, literally. Upside down and all. Looking like one sad little spider indeed.

No, we're not.

BUT-

I digress-

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Right so, Kate saved the day, MC remains unharmed. They return home. All is fine and dandy. Nobody has to know a damn thi-

MC, the moment they step through the door: "KATE ALMOST KILLED ME!"

Tanya & Carmen, in terrifying unison: "WHAT?!"

Kate: 💀

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Needless to say, Kate isn't allowed anywhere near MC without supervision for the foreseeable future.

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[thegamingcatmom]

Lil spoiler for Chapter 4 anyone?

Since it´s probs gonna be a while yet before Chapter 4 aka "Home" will be released, have this lil snippet:

“I´m sorry, alright?!” Kate cried out in frustration at Carmen´s hesitant request, her head whipping back and forth between her coven members. “How many times do we have to go through this before we can give it a rest?!” Her wild eyes darted from her sister to Carmen and back again, tired of seeing that accusation wherever she looked. It had been one moment of weakness, and her sister made it seem like she had cursed them or something. And Carmen— …She deflated at Carmen´s expression. That disappointment was even worse.

Meeting the family confirmed (in case any of you had any doubts about that).

Also: Yes, we´ve finally left that wretched forest. Never thought we´d see the day, tbh. 😅

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Cya at Chapter 4! 💋

[thegamingcatmom]

Let’s say that the people in the town that the sisters live in start noticing MC when the denali’s start dating her. How exactly are they gonna explain the relationship, considering people know they’re sisters. Especially when they get married. Are they gonna say that MC is only dating one sister?(of course it’s tanya cause “she’s older an saw MC first”)

Honestly? I don´t think they´d feel the need to explain themselves to anyone, simply because it´s nobody´s business. And if someone were to ask them about their relationship, they´d just be brutally honest about it. Why shouldn´t they be? It´s not like the sisters are actually dating each other.

(Besides, they´re the origin of the Succubus legends - they know no shame, lol.)

I HC the Denalis as very open-minded, free-spirited people. They try to live their undead lives to the fullest, and that includes a "healthy" (we all know there ain't nothing healthy about them rn, lol) sex/love life. They´d never feel ashamed for who they are or who they chose to be with, and if someone has a problem with any of that, well-

Who cares?

All they need is each other. Everyone else can just kindly f off, pls and ty.

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However, can I just say I love how deep your ask actually is? It´s so great to see some of yall coming up with your own scenarios and ideas, just sort of spinning the story further for yourselves. Seeing that kind of passion is truly rewarding. 🥰❤️

Like, the sisters interacting with the town´s ppl is something I´ve been thinking about as well only today actually. At some point, being seen by the public will become inevitable since they do need groceries and other stuff, now that they gotta take care of a hooman. So, I´ve been kinda wondering how that could go down, especially when it´s their very first "outing."

Somehow, I can´t imagine Tanya being overly fond of the idea, lol. If it was up to her (which...it kinda is, lel), then MC would remain sitting or lying down somewhere all day, looking pretty for her and only her, pls and ty. Like...she´s not good at sharing. At all. So, no grocery shopping for MC in the foreseeable future. 💀

I also really like the idea of Irina being forced to babysit while the others are out doing...something, lmao. Ofc this won´t happen until it can be assured that MC´s face will remain intact, but ye. I think it´s a hilarious thought and I might actually use it at some point. 🙃

OR:

Kate and MC on a shopping trip.

Can you imagine the absolute chaos as Kate just keeps throwing stuff into the cart cause "ye, looks like smt a human would use", some of them things MC has never seen before, didn´t even know they existed, and the stuff just keeps piling up and-

Meanwhile, MC´s over in the liquor section like-

💀💀💀

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BONUS - What do yall think:

How "famous" are the Denalis (and the sisters in particular) when it comes to the town´s ppl? 😏

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋