i prescribe to the theory that everyone entered Evo a human
but didn't leave one
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i prescribe to the theory that everyone entered Evo a human
but didn't leave one
on twitter (eviixisuma) ive been obsessing iver a property police brothers au that my friend (thirdiife) made . during this i accidentally thought of the most horrific angst.
backstory- martyn is 21 and jimmy is 14, martyn is off leaving to Evo, and jimmy BEGS to go with, not wanting ti be alone. he’d be fine. him and his brother were orphanced when martyn was 12 and he was 5, everything would be fine. until it wasnt.
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watchers, listeners, these beings nibidy had seen for many millennium were shiwing uo and they were. mad, to say the least. everyone fled the server. jimmy was caught under a wooden building falling- nobody helped him. jimmy crawled out and saw a barren wasteland- nobody was there with him. jimmy found the portal- used. he heard something falling behind him which knocked him diwn and felt like daggers cut through his back- but it didnt his him- it didnt his body.
wings. he had beeb turned into a listener.
back home, martyn found an old ender porter. it’d been a few months since evo. he had reunited with bigb and netty and grian- no sign of jimmy. grian and pearl were off on their own adventure for their own server, bigb too, and none of them had seen martyns brother.
it had only been a year. jimmy was 15. had martyn left his 15 year old brother to die?
he jolted as he heard a trap door- for the ender porter- activate. one of his dogs had pushed it. before his eyes the purple glow of an endermans teleport shone bright.
his brother knelt before him. long, scraggly blonde hair that was ince short and pristine, his plait far too overgrown and huge neon green wings pertruded from his back and face. gunk was stuck in them, he hadnt known how to preen, let alone what preening was.
his hands moved across the fimiliar floor of his childhood home. martyn saw drops of water fall from where he assumed his brithers eyes to be. martyn stood still abd desolate. jimmy stood up tall.
jimmy thrned to look at his ‘brother’- he didnt think martyn was worthy of his familial title. what were once besutiful pale blue eyes were now a deep, brooding dark blue with neon green swirls in the middle. martyn hadnt even noticed the neon green streaked pattern in his brothers hair.
“you. you left- you left me,” jimmys voice cracked and wobbled. it was deeper, now, and he had small patches of facial hair. “you left me to die. i- you- you monster.” jimmy spoke, eyes red and puffy. he had cried all day, every day, for so long.
“i thiught you had died! i’m beyond happy youre okay!” martyn exclaimed, his eyes watering up as he forced a sad smile.
“no. no you dint get that. you never cared, did you?”
“..what?”
“you forgot me. and left me, you encouraged your friends to leave over your damn kid brother!”
“i hasnt realized you werent there, its not my fault!”
“the fault is that you forgot.”
“…”
martyn stood silent. jimmy continued.
“if you had thought to thrn around, youd see me. i broke my arm and i got stuck under a pile of wood. it was your negligence thag did this.”
martyn didnt feel guilty.
he didnt know why.
he was guilty.
why didnt he feel guilty?
“maybe youre just,” martyn stepped closer, “being ungrateful. ive done everything for you- i was robbed of my childhood because of you, you’ve no right to accuse me of neglecting you, james.”
it had been years since someone said his name.
his full name.
jimmy threw his fist at martyns face.
When you were doing it just to be dramatic but it actually worked so now you gotta take your best friend back to civilization
sitruat? sitruat
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Guess who was watching old mc vids a while ago xD
Can you please list trauma Taurtis went through, like in evo, yhs/ts. Also I have some angst for you ;) later.
I’ll try my best UwU and >:(
(Also these won’t be much in order)
YHS
-Losing his girlfriend from a car crash and Sam making jokes bout it, and make food of her later
-Being caught in his teacher’s house when they try finding out if the teacher murdered his own wife
-The Gareth stuff
-Going to the school at night and running away from the ghost of Gareth
-Dressing up in Sookie’s uniform for Sam to practice dating and that going wrong
-Being forced to kiss Pepe
-Sam dressing Taurtis up in a turtle costume in his sleep while they’re basically sleeping on Jay’s roof
-Taurtis basically falling to his death in the beach episode but played it out as he was buried when he fell
-Sam trying to get Yuki away from Taurtis for prom but then reveal that he wasn’t really interested in Yuki and just wanted competition from Taurtis
-Needed to be the one to protect Sam from Yuki after the prom break up
-Going to the school again and seeing the ghosts of Gareth and Salex during Halloween
-Smack talked Yuki and getting stabbed on his side by Sam, but needed to drive Grian home and crashed the bus from what Grian explained
-Getting amnesia from the crash, getting a new name, and being a different person until they joined the Yakuza
-Falling off the crane after high fiving Sam
-Accidentally killing people with a powerful gun
-Being tricked that Karu is his dad
-During the judge of Yuki they electrocuted Taurtis in order for him to not tell the truth and making his memories jumble back
-Grian (as Karu) explaining that Taurtis was weak as a baby
-Getting eaten by the snowman monster in the Christmas special
-Seeing Yuki falling off the roof
-Salex showing up to Taurtis one last time before disappearing, and Taurtis pleading that they can still be together before she did
TS
-His interaction with Geode
-Being ‘deported’ out in Tokyo and wandering the city
-Geode making clones of him, and Taurtis not being as important anymore
-Sam using his clones to do everything and does the same thing to Taurtis, and also try selling the clones
-The info of the original Taurtis being dead and making him less important to Sam n Grian
-Taurtis getting kidnapped by aliens?
-Taurtis disappearing again with his new girlfriend after they went to a new dimension
-Turning into a minion monster and dying when Sam n Grian gave him the potion to turn him back
-The new dimension Taurtis was happy in his world before Sam n Grian went to take him
-Taken to the portal and the world ending
Evo
-Being stuck in the last update due to oversleeping
-That created an alternative purple-ish version of him that follows him and haunts his dreams
-The mafia trying to get him to join and also try putting some blame when they destroyed someone’s house (forgot who it was :( but all I know is that they have ‘bear hands’)
-just his interaction with Grian alone (and loosing some of his stuff by him sometimes)
-Grian tormenting Taurtis with the Empire even though both know Taurtis won’t join back
-Taurtis Land never being finished :(
-Having to bury some of the dogs that were stuck near his base
-His air balloon being at the spawn point and then destroyed
-Also being the mayor by force and didn’t know at the start
I probably missed something UwU so you can add anything I didn’t
Look at my man :3
Look at this one also
Please mates spare me I never drew them before