A while ago (ages, really) I posted this rap battle I had with a friend on a message board, and I found that thread again today and read all my posts. We kept dissing each other but I won't post his 'cause that'll be too long, but kindly enjoy some of my phat rhymes:
‘kay son, I'm getting sick of you whining about
me dissing you back, givin' you crap
It was fun for a while but c’mon dude, relax
I needed some time to prepare for attack
But I'm here now, so sit down
calm yourself, get on your knees and fucking bow down
Who the fuck needs a social life when you got these fat rhymes?
And Magic Online, bottle of wine, i'm doin' just fine
and bitch please, 'far as i know, you never leave your house
unless to buy a bottle of Morgan so you can feel a tad aroused
maybe stop at the counter and ogle down the cashier's blouse
i feel bad for you friend, and I'm no Carl Friedrich Gauss
You be Moses then with your worthless stick
I'll be Jesus, curing the blind, Nazarite whores riding my dick
I'll go old testament on yo ass and serve it to you with your tea
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
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I think you have your games confused son, ain't no mages in Magic
Wait 'til I win some European championships and then call me tragic
You wanna know what game I'm playin'?
You see I'm in in Narnia, doing some ice queen slayin'
And before you diss my game choice, let me tell you this
Minecraft would freak me out, okay, so I play games for kids
Jokes aside, I just enjoy the nostalgia
It all goes well with my antisocial behavior
... I think I'm dissin' myself now, need to call this shit off
Possessed like Agent Cooper when he reached the black lodge
You say you never drink alone? Oh geez dude, don't lie
I'll break your bones in as many pieces as there are decimals in Pi
tear you apart, make a fraction
and our saviour will be there to give you throat action, satisfaction
see it's true that Jesus Christ has a lot of passion
(Please note the Twin Peaks and Pulp Fiction references)
