Monster Cardbot au: R/n wakes up on an altar with cultists standing all around her.]
R/n, struggles with the binds: The fuck is this? {Date’s name}?! where are you, what happening?! (One of the cultists cuts her hand.) OW!
Cultist leader: Now we will start the ceremony, oh forces of the void hear my voice (a portal opens soon as they spill R/n’s blood on glowing stone)
R/n: W-What is that? what did you do???
Cultist leader: We your fellow servants offer you this virgin Lamb–
R/n, interrupting: Wait, wait! Hold up, Hold up! …Virgin? Who the hell said I was virgin?
{Awkward silence.}
Cultist leader:…….Pardon?
R/n: I’m not a virgin, dude.
Cultist leader: {D/n}! You said she was a virgin!
D/n: She is, she’s Asexual!
{The other cultists groan and face palm.]
D/n: What??
R/n: Yeah, I’m ace. But I’m not dead, dude. I’ve had sex before!
{While everyone’s yelling at [Date’s name] for f-ing up the ritual no one notices the portal becoming unstable until R/n is sucked in.]
Cultists: ….Shit!
[A few seconds later the portal reopened and a giant claw came out of it crushing the alter and tearing into the ground! This scared the crap out of the cultists, who fled as something they weren't intending to summon pulled itself out from the ethereal depths...
That something was Nuckelavee! Blastrain the giant horseman pulled himself out of the sealing circle while being careful not to crush R/n in his other hand, before carefully set her down on the ground.]
Blastrain: Please forgive my rough arrival, I hope it hasn't inconvenienced you?
R/n, stares up at the demon stunned:...
Blastrain: Ma'am?
R/n: *faint*
Blastrain: Oh dear!
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[Nuckelavee! Blastrain can separate into four separate parts, His smaller coach driver form, a giant techno-organic Clydesdale that pulls two large stage coaches behind it, like his metal cardbot original he can create his own roads and ride to anywhere his passengers need to go.]
