Glowboy VI: The Glowiest Yet
WHY, Paul? Why did you glow? Yes, you were beautiful, but WHY DID YOU GLOW?
Oh, John... poor besotted John, gazing at the glowing boy, looking like he wants to eat him or get on top of Paul and absorb the lad into his own bloodstream!
Maybe he was an alien. A big-and-round-headed guy from outer space.
“Sure, girl. You sound sane....”
I can’t help it. Look at you. Look at you glow! You had a big, perfectly round head. And you GLOWED. Were you RADIOACTIVE?
“I am a man of many facets! I have been, through the ages! And yes, I glowed! Look at me, below, glowing. There is steam coming off of me, and the gal wiping my glowy face loves it!”
Yes, so does the guy who is TOTALLY checking you out, while your radioactive alien steam fuzzes up the picture.
“Ah, I was used to that. What you gonna do? A glowboy gonna glow...”
Yeah... glow pretty, though. I mean SO pretty. Ridiculous. Why were you so pretty? Alien! That’s the only answer! Glowing, mouth-breathing ALIEN.
“You’ve figured me out...”
I did. You freaking beautiful choir boy alien radioactive man from outerspace!
“Thank you, baby, I love you too... bye-bye now...”
GASP! He loves me and he called me “Baby!”
“Tapped that beautiful glowing alien long before you ever did, girl. SEE MY WRIST and how I tap, tap, tap it? I had a ticket to ride!” Love, John Lennon
“I had a big round head and I glowed. So what? I was cute.”
Lad, you were more than cute. You were and are a life-ruiner
Can’t argue with it...any of it. Big glowing round headed radioactive glowboy. Life ruiner.
Glowboy at dinner...
Why were you so glowy, glowboy?