Who’s the messiest one: Marlene. Lucius can’t stand mess, and he’d scowl at Marlene because she never cleans up her shit.Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: idk Marlene really doesn’t care about stuff like that, whereas Lucy cares about his reputation and things so probably lucy? Who’s the funniest drunk: I reckon Marlene would get Lucius drunk just to see if he’s as uptight when he’s drunk as he is when he’s sober. She’d get him drunk and try to pull him up to dance on a table with her or other ridiculous things. I would say Marlene is more fun but Lucius is funnier if Marlene manages to get him to loosen up. Also he cracks more jokes when he’s drunk, albeit they’re awful.Who texts the most: marlene would. She’d make Lucy get a phone just because he would get frustrated with it and it would amuse the hell out of Marlene. She’d text him just to annoy him, really.Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Lucius has a secret ABBA fetish okay, he is defs the more embarrassing although they would argue over that a lot. Marlene is totally shameless in her music choices.Who reads the most: Probably Lucius, and Marlene just curls up listening to him because she likes his voice. Who’s better with kids: Marlene. She’s less uptight and cold and distant than Lucius and she’s naturally quite maternal. He's good with his sister because he loves her so much, but not so much other kids. Although I reckon if he and Marlene had a kid a daughter with hair that’s not as straight as Lucius’s but not as curly as Marlene’s and it’s white blonde and she has Marlene’s eyes and cheeky grin he would just melt and be adorable. can you tell i’ve thought about this too much.Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: House elves, duh.Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Eerrrrr, Marlene’s hobbies include sex, getting drunk and flying. Lucius’s, aside from his Death Eateryness, is probably flying or drinking as well? So idk. Who cooks and who cleans up: are you serious rn.
