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[thornedmarls-blog]

So, I’m not really one to talk on littering, but whoever left broken beer bottles in the middle of some grass by a sidewalk (enough to totally Saw IV my foot, by the way) to is going to pay for my tetanus shot and get me some new boots. Boots take priority, but I accept apologies or sympathy in the forms of McGillicuddys, Marlboros, or just a general favor from me to you if I like you enough. I probably don’t, but the option is on the table.

[prepclarington]

I must admit, the summer has gotten quite dull. I look forward to the structure that the school day provides, even if I would rather not be surrounded by...everyone. It will bring a welcome change to my current day activities. 

[djangcjane]

I certainly can’t control who comes into the Lima Bean but may I offer up this small piece of advice: If you plan on being in public, among others of the community, a good shower works wonders. I know some of you get too busy listening to Halsey, The Chainsmokers or whatever mediocre whisper queen is currently hot thanks to their tumblr-esque lyrics but a little deodorant goes a long way. Get into it. 

[pintsizedbarbra]

Anyone else spending the evening breaking in their new pens as they pour over this semester’s class syllabuses? I love the start of a new school year!

[frankenteentitan]

I was saying I was ready for summer to be over but I just got the email about our official football start date and while I am freaking ready for us to take state, I’m losing summer sooner than I thought. I swear Sundays are going to be my only free days. Get ready Titans, it’s go time. Yay.

[wtfbrittany-blog1]

Just a daily PSA: 

As some of you may be aware, in 2013 the group Finatticz made the hit song “Don’t Drop That Thun Thun”. Not only was it a complete banger, but it also warned against dropping Thun Thun, or Ecstasy/MDMA. I just feel like we haven’t had a D.A.R.E moment since that sub had their meth lab busted and wanted to encourage my fellow students to stay clear of Thun Thuns. That is all. 

[thornedmarls-blog]

I don’t know much about this school district, but if the closest thing to interesting in the ten mile radius is the movie store that still holds Labyrinth, then I feel sorry for everyone that has had to endure a childhood here.

Tips for survival are appreciate. They’ll be even more appreciated if they include a coma.

[thornedmarls-blog]

The amount of times I’ve been called Bob Marley today alone already makes me want to burn down the entire school, but the first last straw had to be each and every person that thought “New Girl” was at all original or clever. I get it, the idea of people existing outside your town is new and scary, now shut up about it.  And I slipped on slushie about six times That sucked.