#mcsloth

[ricekrispyjoints]

just named my wi-fi network "PietroMaximoff"

because it's just so fast

[ricekrispyjoints]

Em LeCap: and i want shit to errupt in magic and death

Em LeCap: but idk how to initiate the fight

Billy Kaplan: the ceiling ExplODES AND EVERYONE STARTS PUNCHING

Em LeCap: but why does the ceiling explode???

Billy Kaplan: a bIRD

Billy Kaplan: (i'm not a writer and this is why)

[leccters]

dude whiskey dick/boob thing: one time i hooked up with this guy and he couldn't get his dick hard to save his life and idk if he was mad about his penis or what but he kEPT SQUEEZING MY BOOBS SO FREAKING HARD LIke dude chill out sorry about your tiny limp dick

fCU K BRIANNE CAN I POST THIS IM POSTING THIS BC LIKE SAME

[ricekrispyjoints]

brianne and I are gonna go become pirates

meet up in greenland if u want in

[ricekrispyjoints]

maximofffs a réagi à votre diaporama : Today a goat tried to eat my jacket. A very good...

I can’t wait until we can have 4000000000 goats I’m so pumped

and then we can run a blog like this person and together we will be unstoppable

[ricekrispyjoints]

my little host sister wanted to watch me change my earrings so i was like yeah okay and then one of them started bleeding and idk what's wrong with it but now she's really squicked out whooops

[leccters]

maximofffs replied to your post: p ls ease sod nt eVER tal...

YO SAME

I GET CHEST PAINS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

[leccters]

Charles never talks in the few moments of the day Erik takes his helmet off. He doesn't mind the companionable mutter of Erik's thoughts. He tries not to focus on the content and fails, but that doesn't matter. He's still sick, still stuck at home, but if he closes his eyes and wishes just hard enough, he can conjure up the sound of Erik's shoes on the wood floors and these moments, too few, become merely the chatter of a man walking down the hall to his study. The door never opens.

i c ANT BE LIEVE THIS WHY WOU LD U