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Olivia: What do you want for your birthday?

Axel: An army of hamsters.

Olivia: Be more realistic.

Axel: I want you to stop being mean to me.

Olivia:

Olivia: So what breed of hamster do you want?

Radar: Lying is wrong!

Axel: Okay, but, what if we lied to get free birthday cake at a restaurant?

Radar:

Radar: Well-

another reuben tiktok for all your depression needs :,)

Radar: Axel thinks he’s so smart.

Radar: He told me onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I carved ‘cake will never love you back’ into an apple and threw it at him.

Radar:

Radar: He’s been crying for the past hour.

Axel: *gets hit by a car*

Olivia: Oh my god, are you okay!?

Axel: I.... n-need my.... phone...

Axel: *opens the OotS groupchat* LMAOOO GUESS WHAT YA’LL-

Petra: Lukas and I get along perfectly, right Lukas?

Lukas: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Olivia, watching Axel holding a baby kitten: What are you gonna name her?

Axel: *writes down a name and shows it to Olivia* Maki

Olivia:

Olivia: Axel, this says jpxfrd

Olivia: So, what’s the plan for tonight?

Axel: We’re throwing a surprise P-A-R-T-Y for J-E-S-S-E.

Jesse, sarcastically: Gee, it’s times like these I sure wish I knew how to spell.

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