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9teen

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Radar: Lying is wrong!

Axel: Okay, but, what if we lied to get free birthday cake at a restaurant?

Radar:

Radar: Well-

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Olivia: What do you want for your birthday?

Axel: An army of hamsters.

Olivia: Be more realistic.

Axel: I want you to stop being mean to me.

Olivia:

Olivia: So what breed of hamster do you want?

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Radar: Axel thinks he’s so smart.

Radar: He told me onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I carved ‘cake will never love you back’ into an apple and threw it at him.

Radar:

Radar: He’s been crying for the past hour.

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Petra: Lukas and I get along perfectly, right Lukas?

Lukas: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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another reuben tiktok for all your depression needs :,)

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Olivia, watching Axel holding a baby kitten: What are you gonna name her?

Axel: *writes down a name and shows it to Olivia* Maki

Olivia:

Olivia: Axel, this says jpxfrd

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*crAsh*

Lukas: What was that!?

Axel, from the other room: My shirt fell.

Lukas: It sounded a lot heavier than that.

Axel:

Axel: I was in it.

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Olivia: So, what’s the plan for tonight?

Axel: We’re throwing a surprise P-A-R-T-Y for J-E-S-S-E.

Jesse, sarcastically: Gee, it’s times like these I sure wish I knew how to spell.

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Jesse: What’s the easiest way to steal someone’s wallet?

Axel: Knife to the back.

Petra: Gun to the heart.

Olivia: Poison his drink.

Lukas: Put legos under his feet.

Jesse:

Jesse: You’re all horrible and I hate you.

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Axel: *gets hit by a car*

Olivia: Oh my god, are you okay!?

Axel: I.... n-need my.... phone...

Axel: *opens the OotS groupchat* LMAOOO GUESS WHAT YA’LL-

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Ivor: I guess you could say I’ve... fallen for you ;)

Harper: You literally just fell down a flight of stairs, HOW are you alive!?

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Jack: Any questions?

Radar: Seven.

Jack: Pick the most important.

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Jesse: I’m going to the shop, does anyone want anything while I’m there?

Ivor: I just want the world to make sense again.

Jesse: ... yeah, I’ve got like, twelve dollars soooo...

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IK THIS IS AN MCSM ACCOUNT BUT I JUST FINISHED SHE-RA S5 AND HOLY FUCK

WE WON

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Radar: My day was just made.

Axel: What kind of dog was it?

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Santa: So what do you want for Christmas?

Petra: I’d really like for Ivor to stop being a little b-

Santa: Be nice.

Petra: A little... baby.

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Jesse: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Jesse: Not you, Radar, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.