#mcu shitposting

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony, on one side of a door: Steph?

Stephen, on the other side: I’m busy!

Tony, who can *see* that Stephen is dancing to “... Baby One More Time”: but babe...

Tony, singing: my loneliness is killing me!

[starklore]

cacw is the bane of my existence not just because it's boring and I don't like it but bc it made it impossible to stan both Tony and Steve on this blue hellsite

[geminijackdaw]

My favourite costuming thing in the Thor movies (this is a lie, my favourite costuming thing all of them)  is that when they ride out for Jotunheim, Loki’s wearing this very practical  understated like. Thing you’d equip your rogue in, for sure. 

For the rest of the movie and through the Avengers (TDW He’s back to more like the jotunheim incident look, and then Ragnarok sort of marries the two) he’s basically doing battle in some version of his fancy-boy special occasion Frigg’s day-best ceremonial armor. 

Thor is decked out like that all the time. 

[race-jackson]

It’s not a spoiler or anything, but were we meant to come out of Ant-Man and the Wasp and think that Scott’s in a polyamorous relationship with his ex-wife and her new husband? Because I did and I’m not the only one.

[incorrecttonyquotes]

Steve: Are you drinking?

Tony: Don’t judge me, it’s been a long week.

Steve: It’s 7am on a Tuesday.

[darthsucklet-remade]

my contribution

[stxphxn-strange]

Tony, asleep at 4am:

Villain!Stephen, sitting on his bed and eating coconut shrimp: when are we as a society going to stop romanticizing serial killers and start romanticizing art heists? There is no crime sexier than an art crime try to convince me otherwise. You won’t.

Tony, now wide awake: i feel like I’ve asked this before, but what are you doing here?

[stxphxn-strange]

Stephen: they say that we human beings only use about 10% of our brain. Tony Stark uses... 11%.

Stephen: when a shark sees him swimming, it hums the Jaws (1975) theme music to him.

Stephen: he is... the most interesting man in the world.