My friend came up with this this and I’ve decided to curse you all too.
The prompt: What if wwx had a special ringtone for everyone but! They were all from the video history of the entire world, I guess
Lan Zhan: you could make a religion out of this!
Jin Zixuan: just checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
Jiang Cheng: the sun is a deadly lazer
Jiang Yanli: not any more there’s a blanket
Nie Mingjue: look at those breast
Lan Qiren: get the heck out of here, would you get the heck out if I give you 500 elephants ok bye
Lan Sizhui: ITS A STAAAAAAAAR
Nie Huaisang: nope can't walk yet, and there's no food so I don't care
Lan Xichen: who's the buddha? This dude-
Yu Ziyuan: oops china just broke
Jiang Fengmian: but while it was breaking kong fuzi was figuring out how to have good morals
Wen Qing: it's all the wisdom. In a house. ITS THE BAGHDAD HOUSE OF WISDOM
Wen Ning: China’s back! Yay!
Jin Guangyao: oh look who controls all the islands, it's the mahajapit- majahapit- mapajapit- mahapajit- mapajahit- ma.ja.pa.hit?✔️
Jin ling: that's ***, this whole thing is ***, that's a scam
Lou Qingyang: All the hipsters move to Amsterdam
Lan Jingyi: NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT-
And Bonus! Wwx: hi said one dude who seems very popular and has been arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular. You can make a religion out if this!
